welcome back, gentle reader
not been posting as not much happening. well, lots happening but trying to find the time seems a major problem. prolly something to do with the fact that i travel a lot, meh.
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
running not to bad, strangely, been playing a shit load of hoddem cash, nano stakes as usual. fuck me you can get a shed load of hands in when multitabling ! but fuck me, the variance is unbelievable, now i remember why i gave up on hoddem ! the donkitude on display is just mind boggling .... and not just mines either !
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
last night i returned to the real game, pl08b :) nano as per with two 10c/25c open to spice it up, sigh, final fucking orbit bit me in the arse. on the plus side, even with only two bigger tables open, my vip points accrued nicely. wtf do i do with these fucking things anyways ?
my exit hand, so to speak, was, of course, on the bigger table ....
with $26 behind (+11 on starting stakk) i hit the nut low on the turn, outs to a straight and outs to the nut flush, all the money went in on the turn .... missing the fucking lot, i suppose i should be grateful my low didn't counterfeit, villain has nut low and rivers two pair for high, cunt.
leaving me with only $15, cunt, and heading for tilt land, i left, cunt
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
zagga has promised ! to look after me at the next liquorupfront, pokerintherear meet. fuck me, someone has too, you lot were fucking rubbish .... but then again, what goes on tour, stays on tour .... jonesUcunt yer barred !! when i went to retrieve my phone from the room, only to find my roomies MILF had re-retired to bed ffs, i was gonna ask her for an amagay special .... something put me off .... 3 people in a small room, all been on the fucking piss the night before, two have had an after beer curry, one has had an after beer kebab .... man, that room was fucking honking .... walked in the room and the fucking smell killed all thoughts of debauchery stone fucking dead.
so i need a minder, well imagine letting me play 1/2 hoddem cash ffs, i mean really, and i'd had a few as well, sincere appologies to the cypriots who put up with my ballbagged donkery and let me win some of there cash, 40 quid or so, unbelievable.
and btw, that rave club was fucking pish ! next time we stay with the milfman , no fucking arguments hamster-on-steroids ok, end of. :)
ok, thats enough pish for one post, hmmm, a bit of real life to end, i will try to keep it short ....
she rings me up at work, my neighbour has ripped out the hedge which separates our houses, yes, the fucking house i am trying to sell, and she is going fucking bananas ! oh and we are going up there at the weekend, not been there for fucking weeks and the grass must need cut etc, etc .... so i zip down lincs on thursday night, she is mrs-fucking-angry and no i aint getting any fucking rumpage tyvm, sigh, but she relents on friday, w00t .... drive up to scotland, when she sees the fucking line of earth where the hedge was .... and i thought she was fucking angry before ! all rumpage out the fucking window and a shit weekend ahead, sigh
so she spends the whole fucking weekend cleaning the house ?? and doing the garden, while i am left to entertain the kids :) not a single piece of interaction with me and the kids all weekend, she wonders why i dont wanna go anywhere with her, yeesh.
so hit the beer and play poker at night enforcing a long lie-in in the morning, oops :(
lmfao, talk about shooting yourself in the foot with both barrels .... sigh, a week later, i am in scotland, on my jack, fucking fence aint up yet ffs, and no, she aint opening them anytime soon !!
fml.
Saturday 29 August 2009
Friday 14 August 2009
he holds him with his glittering eye - pt 4
welcome back, gentle reader
that site i got chat banned. really shot the other players in foot, thanks. had a +$16 night, thanks. form continued last night with +$9 :)
***** balance $719 .... get fucking in there !!
and all without stepping up, lmfao, i am such a fucking pussy.
so still playing 1c/2c & 2c/5c pl08b. been dabbling in the micro H.O.R.S.E as well, just for a bit of variation and break the monotony of the grind. played over 4 tables going +$2 +$2 +$1 +$4 which is not bad, considering all the games are limit. the biggest game i've noticed going on is $3/$6 and i look forward to playing there .... in xx years :) would like to give the 8-game cash tables a go as well, but they are only 6 max, can you make money on a 6-max limit table, lol .... and get this, there was one guy sat at a $20/$40 with $800 obv looking for a game :) and omfg, there was a guy sat at the $400/$800 with $20,000 .... one day mofu's, one day ....
now there's a question, what 'roll do you need for limit games ?
that site i got chat banned. really shot the other players in foot, thanks. had a +$16 night, thanks. form continued last night with +$9 :)
***** balance $719 .... get fucking in there !!
and all without stepping up, lmfao, i am such a fucking pussy.
so still playing 1c/2c & 2c/5c pl08b. been dabbling in the micro H.O.R.S.E as well, just for a bit of variation and break the monotony of the grind. played over 4 tables going +$2 +$2 +$1 +$4 which is not bad, considering all the games are limit. the biggest game i've noticed going on is $3/$6 and i look forward to playing there .... in xx years :) would like to give the 8-game cash tables a go as well, but they are only 6 max, can you make money on a 6-max limit table, lol .... and get this, there was one guy sat at a $20/$40 with $800 obv looking for a game :) and omfg, there was a guy sat at the $400/$800 with $20,000 .... one day mofu's, one day ....
now there's a question, what 'roll do you need for limit games ?
Wednesday 12 August 2009
fuck you ***** you cnut
welcome back, gentle reader
i am a player.
my chat got revoked. you know where.
cunts
Hello ResdentEvil,
We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat privilege for 3 hours as a result of your chat on 2009/08/12. The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed. When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor is a violation of the Card Room Rules. Your chat privilege will be reinstated automatically once the suspension period is over. There is no need to write to support. Our goal at ********** is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated. We thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,********** Chat Moderation Team
The following chat was observed
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
typical fkn shortie calls
fcuking river
get some chips you short fcuking stakker
some people are so so fcuking sensitive (are you listening, honey ?)
i am a player.
my chat got revoked. you know where.
cunts
Hello ResdentEvil,
We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat privilege for 3 hours as a result of your chat on 2009/08/12. The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed. When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor is a violation of the Card Room Rules. Your chat privilege will be reinstated automatically once the suspension period is over. There is no need to write to support. Our goal at ********** is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated. We thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,********** Chat Moderation Team
The following chat was observed
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
typical fkn shortie calls
fcuking river
get some chips you short fcuking stakker
some people are so so fcuking sensitive (are you listening, honey ?)
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