Showing posts with label omaha hi lo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label omaha hi lo. Show all posts

Wednesday, 26 December 2007

Futurama

welcome back, gentle reader

oh my gawd, i feel awful !

on two counts .... i feel bad for ranting like that ... and i have a hangover :((

oh well, sometimes its good to let off a little steam !

btw thanks for comments from mair, donkey, exile and acorn :)

the day started well yesterday. went to my local for a pint with my mate and then back to his for Christmas dinner, which was superb ! always good when someone else does the cooking and he wouldn't even let me help with the dishes ! double result !
a few beers after dinner and i pretty much roll home. get the old dvd recorder fired up ... recording all of "Heroes" on the Sci-Fi channel. the whole of season 1 :)

fire the pc up for some poker. luckily for me and my bankroll i did not do anything to stupid. hell, i even manged to win one ... sorry, make that a 2nd place :) lol, how the hell i managed to "play" for 4 hours is beyond me, and my neighbour must have wondered what all the shouting was about when i eventually got HU.

Full Tilt Poker Tournament #34981698 $5 + $0.50 Tournament Fixed Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $5.00 + $0.50
130 players
Total Prize Pool: $650.00
Start Date: December 25 5:15 PM ET

Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 2nd place.
There has been $110.50 added to your account.
You have earned leaderboard points for this tournament.
To view your current leaderboard points use the link in the Cashier window.
Congratulations!

Thank you for participating.

right, i am off out for some much required fresh air

Thursday, 6 December 2007

Full Metal Jacket - pt 1

welcome back, gentle reader.

you gotta love no-limit poker ... even when it is O8 ...

*** HOLE CARDS ***
[Jc Qh Ks Tc]

dD raises to $0.20
bobranes raises to $0.50
CRAZYLAR calls $0.50
dD calls $0.30 ...... if they have good hands and the flop is high ... :)

*** FLOP *** [Js 4d Ah]

dD checks ....... nice flop, lets see what the villains think
bobranes bets $1.20
CRAZYLAR calls $1.20
dD calls $1.20 ....... flat call, just in case its brick brick


*** TURN *** [Js 4d Ah] [Ts]

dD checks ....... gotta check, for deception
bobranes bets $3.40
CRAZYLAR calls $3.40
dD raises to $8.50, and is all in ...... lets see what you guys really think
bobranes calls $5.10
CRAZYLAR calls $4.80, and is all in ....... ffs, surely not ... three straights ???

bobranes shows [Ac 5d Ad Kd] ....... my my, trips ... no flush draw tho'
CRAZYLAR shows [3d As Qd 5c] ....... sweet, only the low draw and a gutshot

*** RIVER *** [Js 4d Ah Ts] [Kh] ....... i swore a little, ok, a lot, fk fk fk

dD shows a straight, Ace high, for high
bobranes shows three of a kind, Aces, for high
CRAZYLAR shows a straight, Ace high, for high

dD ties for the main pot ($13.95)
CRAZYLAR ties for the main pot ($13.90)


damned river, and it was not even on 'stars

Tuesday, 4 December 2007

you take the hi road - pt 2

welcome back, gentle reader.

another wee omaha lesson.

returned (again) to my beloved plo8 cash. guess what ? my friend was at the table and he was up to his usual party tricks, thats right, playing every-gawd-damned-fucking-hand ... this time he was not so lucky.
just for the record, i cannot be arsed to change names to protect the guilty :)

i have to admit to a certain admiration for the guys name tho - PoisonedLuck - sheer class mate :))

he was at the table with $30 when i joined ... as usual, here a few hands.

certainly not the same trash he was playing and hitting the other night. his trouble seemed to be even when a good hand hit, he seemed to be getting quartered all the time. not good for your balance that one.

50mins later he left with $1.64 ...

if all you are chasing is a flush, make sure its the nutz.
PoisonedLuck shows [ 5h, Ks, 5d, 3s ]a flush, King high.
Catfish03 shows [ Kc, As, Kd, 2s ]a flush, Ace high.
Catfish03 wins $15.45 USD from the main pot with a flush, Ace high.
There was no qualifying low hand

omfg, crappy flushes and they quarter the low, ouch !
rmtclarke shows [ 9h, 2s, 3d, Td ]a flush, Ten high.
rmtclarke shows7,6,5,3,2 for low.
PoisonedLuck shows [ 5s, Kc, 2d, 8d ]a flush, Eight high.
PoisonedLuck shows7,6,5,3,2 for low.
rmtclarke wins $6.65 USD from the main pot with a flush, Ten high.
rmtclarke wins Lo ($3.33 USD) from the main pot with 7,6,5,3,2.
PoisonedLuck wins Lo ($3.32 USD) from the main pot with 7,6,5,3,2.

two pair on a paired board ?? and notice the quartered low ... again.
PoisonedLuck shows [ 3s, Ks, 4s, 3h ]two pairs, Threes and Twos.
PoisonedLuck shows7,4,3,2,A for low.
faceoff888 wins $9.03 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Sevens and Twos.
faceoff888 wins Lo ($4.51 USD) from the main pot with 7,4,3,2,A.
PoisonedLuck wins Lo ($4.51 USD) from the main pot with 7,4,3,2,A.

no high and only the second rate low.
ffs with 5 players in a hand, you gotta hit the nutz :)
rmtclarke shows [ Kh, 8s, 9s, Jh ]a flush, King high.
PoisonedLuck shows [ 4s, 7d, Ad, 3h ]a pair of Sevens.
PoisonedLuck shows8,7,6,3,A for low.
doom_bfg shows [ 3c, 6h, Ah, 2s ]a pair of Sixes.
doom_bfg shows8,7,6,2,A for low.
telmay shows [ Kd, As, 5c, 9d ]a straight Five to Nine.
telmay shows8,7,6,5,A for low.
telmay wins $1.57 USD from side pot #1 with a straight, Five to Nine.
GoalieHb wins $1.56 USD from side pot #1 with a straight, Five to Nine.
doom_bfg wins Lo ($3.12 USD) from side pot #1 with 8,7,6,2,A.
rmtclarke wins $5.67 USD from the main pot with a flush, King high.
doom_bfg wins Lo ($5.66 USD) from the main pot with 8,7,6,2,A.

two pair not good enough and he gets quartered, again !! for the lo
faceoff888 shows [ 4c, 9s, 2h, 7c ]a pair of Sixes.
faceoff888 shows8,6,4,2,A for low.
PoisonedLuck shows [ 4d, Ac, 9d, 2d ]two pairs, Aces and Sixes.
PoisonedLuck shows8,6,4,2,A for low.
DutchBelle shows [ 3s, 4h, Ah, Qs ]two pairs, Aces and Queens.
DutchBelle shows8,6,4,3,A for low.
DutchBelle wins $2.63 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Aces and Queens.
faceoff888 wins Lo ($1.31 USD) from the main pot with 8,6,4,2,A.
PoisonedLuck wins Lo ($1.31 USD) from the main pot with 8,6,4,2,A.

no high so he can only win half the pot ... quartered yet again !!!!
telmay shows [ Th, 4c, As, 2d ]a pair of Fours.
telmay shows7,6,4,2,A for low.
rmtclarke shows [ 4d, 7h, 2h, Kc ]two pairs, Kings and Sevens.
rmtclarke shows8,7,6,4,2 for low.
PoisonedLuck shows [ Ah, 3h, 2c, 9d ]high card Ace.
PoisonedLuck shows7,6,4,2,A for low.
rmtclarke wins $5 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Kings and Sevens.
telmay wins Lo ($2.50 USD) from the main pot with 7,6,4,2,A.
PoisonedLuck wins Lo ($2.50 USD) from the main pot with 7,6,4,2,A.

it seems players at these micro limits will bet the nut low till there mouse finger falls off ... and what they have for a high, seems almost irrelevant.

and my session ?

i lost the princely sum of 94c

... hell of a lot better than the buy-in the first night

Thursday, 29 November 2007

you take the hi road ...

welcome back, gentle reader.

well, my return to the pl08 cash zoo was not pretty. then again, omaha being the beast that it is, you really need good starting hand selection ... and when you are dealt this type of thing, maybe its time to go do something else. read on, or should that be fucking-stroll-on ...

Dealt to doom_bfg [ Td 4h 3s 3h ]
Dealt to doom_bfg [ Th 3d 2s 4s ] ....... ** Dealing Flop ** [ Ah, Qs, 2d ][ 9c ][ Kd ] ... ffs
Dealt to doom_bfg [ Kh 6h 3s Ad ] ...... ** Dealing Flop ** [ 5d, 9s, Ks ][ 8s ][ Ts ]
Dealt to doom_bfg [ 8c 4s 8d 3d ] ....... ** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, 2h, 3h ] ....... jesus wept :(
Dealt to doom_bfg [ Kh 8d 2d 6h ]
Dealt to doom_bfg [ As 4s 8c 5d ] ....... ** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, Th, Ad ]
Dealt to doom_bfg [ 6s 9s 5s 8s ]
Dealt to doom_bfg [ 7d Jc 4d 2c ]

and on and on and on ...

needless to say i won fuck all. i think sub-conscious tilt set in. see, there is one guy at the table who is playing every-single-fucking-hand ... and winning with trash ...

theBa$tard sat down with $25 and when i left he had $70 ......

here is a selection of his hands that went to showdown ......

[ Kc, Qh, 7c, 5d ]two pairs, Kings and Queens.
[ 7s, 8d, 4h, 7d ]a full house, Sevens full of Kings.
[ 6c, 2d, 3d, 7s ]a full house, Sevens full of Twos.
[ 3h, Qc, 9s, Qh ]a flush, Queen high.
[ 7c, 3s, 2h, Jc ]
[ 9c, 2s, 6s, Jd ]
[ 6d, 7d, Jh, Td ]a flush, Queen high.
[ 4d, 8d, Kd, 3c ]a straight Ace to Five.

doom_bfg shows [ Ks, Kc, 9c, 3h ]a straight Nine to King.
theBa$tard shows [ 3s, Ac, 7d, 3d ]a flush, Queen high.

I'm sure there is a lesson in there somewhere.