welcome back.
over the last 2 weeks i have been beaten fucking senseless by the stars RNG. i also tend to find, when this happens, i don't play particularly well, so its a double whammy !! from a high of over $800 i hit the lows of $690 odds, wtf ? seriously wtf !!!!
[ the jammy bastard has gotten it all back and is on the right side of $800 - Ed ]
two weeks ago was smallestChilds birthday :) booked the day off .... but .... on the preceding night middleChild starts sicking up .... no biggie .... unless its half eleven at night and they are in bed .... ugh .... what a fucking mess !
this continues through the night, every hour or there abouts, fml !
the mrs decides this might be a good time to throw a sicky herself, wtf ? she spends half the night in the loo, fml.
middleChild stops throwing up about 9 next morning .... birthday morning, sigh .... about 10, i kneel down in front of the birthday girl, who is looking a wee bit wabbit .... BARF !!!! .... i am extremely extremely glad i had my mouth closed .... ugh .... what a fucking mess .... how i never caught their bug is beyond me !!
was supposed to be heading North of the border last weekend, see friends & family etc, etc .... err, no. due to the slightly inclement weather, trip postponed, sigh.
i run so good, huh ?
so i am heading North of the border this weekend .... err, no.
lunchtime today, i get a call from her mum, she aint well at all ! cant get out of bed, neighbour has taken oldestChild to school, middleChild is off school, hacking & coughing all over the fucking place, and good ole' mother-in-law has had to take a day off work to look after the kids !
so i get away from work and eventually get home to find the mrs still in bed with suspected swine flu !
so i have to head off to Boston (Lincs not Mass, btw) to get some damned tamiflu .... two fucking hours it took for a round trip of 20 miles, fml ! that town at 4pm friday afternoon is a fucking drivers nightmare !
i am soooo looking forward to the weekend, sigh.
the thought of playing on stars is almost comforting, almost.
pleasant dreams.
Friday, 27 November 2009
Monday, 23 November 2009
The Return of the Pink Salmon
welcome back.
played the britBlogger last night. what a hoot, up to a point :)
at my table i had badcallthat, Ca$hPredator, joppa-roadand his would-be-bitch (we'll come back to these two:), noCash and the Katitude. the delightful Mair would join us soon enough, along with Kronsdat .... not sure if that was before or after StanStanTheTaxi man decided he wanted theMonkey to have another week in the fair city of Edinburgh .... two weeks on the trot .... record ? .... same fcuking house .... record ?!!!!
The star attraction would show up later :)
now, at the time the banter started between JoppaRoad and WouldBe, i thought they were buddies ! not quite, so it would seem. an stars sat them next to each other, fcuking ace move right there !!
wouldBe "$50 bounty to JR if he can get into the knickers of any woman under the age of 60"
wouldBe "and an extra $25 if she weights less than 14 stone"
as per fucking usual, I misread the sign.
jopparoad "who's d1ck did you suck to get entry for this ?"
wouldBe "at $1 a go i had to suck more than one"
ah the britBlogger, such a fun, friendly, family game :)
I've started reading both their blogs, it aint fucking pretty, but it is pretty interesting. Kudos to both of them for their honesty.
Hell, i even have a cameo on wouldBe's blog, ha ha too funny. left a comment and his reply quite surprised me ! well played sir !
so these two degenerate gamblers are involved in a challenge .... hope they both do well, actually, and manage to keep hold of whatever they win .... remember guys, Bankroll Management :)
not long after, the table broke and i found myself sitting with these fish .... weegem not long for Falkirk eh ? ya jammy git !! BM, Daleroxxu, rchpro, sword-skillz defending champ .... could anyone oust him ? , Neil Ross and theCloud ....
so we banter along for a while, the fish all 3-betting each other left right and centre, then it happened ..... daleroxxu sets the tone for the entrance of the star attraction .....
daleroxxu goes all-in over weegem's initial raise .... AT v AK .... a ten on the flop sends weegem packing :(
so its all his fault for giving the idea to the stars RNG :)
so down to 2 tables, i'm now sat with -
SWORD-SKILLZ, badcallthat, Ca$hPredator, Al Eleven, rchpro, Joppa Rd, NoCash25 and Katitude
now as i recall, AlEleven had three hammers that i saw and got paid ! pushing fishes off post flop, nice :) the RNG had one last laugh before it went into overdrive .... my AA was good against AQ ....
first to go was joppa-road with KQ vTT .... he hit the straight on the river, badcall hit the boat, ouch.
then Ca$hPredator 88 no good against Al's QQ, gg but nae luck.
then, A3o v QQ .... Al Eleven v SWORD-SKILLZ, nae luck sword, its Al your playing, wow, Ace on the flop
and that was my downfall, folded AK pre, to the heavy betting, fucking woose, there was also a K on the flop too :(
rchpro sent Katitude to the rail, his 66 good v AJ
so 5 handed, bubble for the final table, and i push with 99 ... Al calls with AKs ....
*** FLOP *** [4d Tc 5h]*** TURN *** [4d Tc 5h] [Js]*** RIVER *** [4d Tc 5h Js] [Qc]
what a surprise ! good game me. actually thought i had a chance until the J appeared ....
now i obv don't have the hh, but from here on in, big stak Al Eleven got aggro, and anytime he got looked up, he called the all-in .... he got in behind on so many occasions i thought he'd started batting for the other team !!
lmfao, n1 Al Eleven, pleasure to see you at the felt again, and after kicking my ass, a real pleasure to watch you go on and win, the luckboxery you displayed was even better than our last home game, fucking outstanding big man !!
Al Eleven will be back next week to defend. surely not 2 in a row, again ....
pleasant dreams.
played the britBlogger last night. what a hoot, up to a point :)
at my table i had badcallthat, Ca$hPredator, joppa-roadand his would-be-bitch (we'll come back to these two:), noCash and the Katitude. the delightful Mair would join us soon enough, along with Kronsdat .... not sure if that was before or after StanStanTheTaxi man decided he wanted theMonkey to have another week in the fair city of Edinburgh .... two weeks on the trot .... record ? .... same fcuking house .... record ?!!!!
The star attraction would show up later :)
now, at the time the banter started between JoppaRoad and WouldBe, i thought they were buddies ! not quite, so it would seem. an stars sat them next to each other, fcuking ace move right there !!
wouldBe "$50 bounty to JR if he can get into the knickers of any woman under the age of 60"
wouldBe "and an extra $25 if she weights less than 14 stone"
as per fucking usual, I misread the sign.
jopparoad "who's d1ck did you suck to get entry for this ?"
wouldBe "at $1 a go i had to suck more than one"
ah the britBlogger, such a fun, friendly, family game :)
I've started reading both their blogs, it aint fucking pretty, but it is pretty interesting. Kudos to both of them for their honesty.
Hell, i even have a cameo on wouldBe's blog, ha ha too funny. left a comment and his reply quite surprised me ! well played sir !
so these two degenerate gamblers are involved in a challenge .... hope they both do well, actually, and manage to keep hold of whatever they win .... remember guys, Bankroll Management :)
not long after, the table broke and i found myself sitting with these fish .... weegem not long for Falkirk eh ? ya jammy git !! BM, Daleroxxu, rchpro, sword-skillz defending champ .... could anyone oust him ? , Neil Ross and theCloud ....
so we banter along for a while, the fish all 3-betting each other left right and centre, then it happened ..... daleroxxu sets the tone for the entrance of the star attraction .....
daleroxxu goes all-in over weegem's initial raise .... AT v AK .... a ten on the flop sends weegem packing :(
so its all his fault for giving the idea to the stars RNG :)
so down to 2 tables, i'm now sat with -
SWORD-SKILLZ, badcallthat, Ca$hPredator, Al Eleven, rchpro, Joppa Rd, NoCash25 and Katitude
now as i recall, AlEleven had three hammers that i saw and got paid ! pushing fishes off post flop, nice :) the RNG had one last laugh before it went into overdrive .... my AA was good against AQ ....
first to go was joppa-road with KQ vTT .... he hit the straight on the river, badcall hit the boat, ouch.
then Ca$hPredator 88 no good against Al's QQ, gg but nae luck.
then, A3o v QQ .... Al Eleven v SWORD-SKILLZ, nae luck sword, its Al your playing, wow, Ace on the flop
and that was my downfall, folded AK pre, to the heavy betting, fucking woose, there was also a K on the flop too :(
rchpro sent Katitude to the rail, his 66 good v AJ
so 5 handed, bubble for the final table, and i push with 99 ... Al calls with AKs ....
*** FLOP *** [4d Tc 5h]*** TURN *** [4d Tc 5h] [Js]*** RIVER *** [4d Tc 5h Js] [Qc]
what a surprise ! good game me. actually thought i had a chance until the J appeared ....
now i obv don't have the hh, but from here on in, big stak Al Eleven got aggro, and anytime he got looked up, he called the all-in .... he got in behind on so many occasions i thought he'd started batting for the other team !!
lmfao, n1 Al Eleven, pleasure to see you at the felt again, and after kicking my ass, a real pleasure to watch you go on and win, the luckboxery you displayed was even better than our last home game, fucking outstanding big man !!
Al Eleven will be back next week to defend. surely not 2 in a row, again ....
pleasant dreams.
Friday, 20 November 2009
oh f m l
welcome back.
dropped $10 tonight ....
shouldn't be too hard on myself, first time for every thing ....
i turned quads .... wheeeeeeee .... no low, but who gives a fuck :)
he rivered a straight flush .... oh fml
so what the fuck do you call a straight flush 5-high ....
surely not ? .... a straight wheel .... can't be ....
sigh, fml (no fucking bad beat jackpot either, you bastard)
damn, i'm tired !
pleasant dreams.
dropped $10 tonight ....
shouldn't be too hard on myself, first time for every thing ....
i turned quads .... wheeeeeeee .... no low, but who gives a fuck :)
he rivered a straight flush .... oh fml
so what the fuck do you call a straight flush 5-high ....
surely not ? .... a straight wheel .... can't be ....
sigh, fml (no fucking bad beat jackpot either, you bastard)
damn, i'm tired !
pleasant dreams.
Saturday, 14 November 2009
The Return of the Pink Panther
welcome back, gentle reader.
oh yes indeed, its back .... the original, the biggest, the bestest tourney in the whole of the history of bloggerdom !
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oh and there is a bounty on my head ! wheeee famous at last :)
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the prop bets ....
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$5 bounty on theCloud's head ( by theCloud )
$10 for busting someone with the hammer ( by BurnleyMik )
$5 bounty on ResdentEvil's head ( by NFWS man .... aka Zagga )
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$5 last longest .... ( contact BurnleyMik )
$5 that a jock don't win ( contact BurnleyMik )
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i really hope Mik has had a good week elswhere ....
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oh and whoever is gigli must post theMonkey on their blog .... (no excuses, i still have the picture !)
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now there's a question, who was the last person to house said monkey ????
Monday, 9 November 2009
" but I thought you said NFWS .... "
welcome back, gentle reader.
I know I know, but I just could not resist ....
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sent my mate zagga a wee text today ....
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" nagging doubt .... that pallet .... was it owned by the NFWS ....
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National Fox Welfare Society .... "
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boom boom !!!!
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he is obv in great pain, the response took at least 5 minutes ....
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" LOL thats almost funny, you cuuunt ! :-) "
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( there is now an Official "zagga bounty" oan ma heid, in The Return of the britBloggerment ! )
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( lmfao, how much ? .... you tight cuuuunt !!!! )
Sunday, 8 November 2009
" are you talking to moi ? "
welcome back, gentle reader.
i wonder what would have happened if i'd been really rude .... you know, called him a "cunt" or something ....
" .... have suspended your chat privilege for 24 hours ....
The following chat was observed
oh fcuk off
lol fcuk yoiu .... "
i was on tilt and its nice to rant .... havoc with the bankroll, but nice to rant .... :)
i wonder what would have happened if i'd been really rude .... you know, called him a "cunt" or something ....
" .... have suspended your chat privilege for 24 hours ....
The following chat was observed
oh fcuk off
lol fcuk yoiu .... "
i was on tilt and its nice to rant .... havoc with the bankroll, but nice to rant .... :)
Friday, 30 October 2009
he holds him with his glittering eye - pt 8
welcome back, gentle reader.
after what seems like a lifetime ! and after moving up to the 10c/25c and meeting the variance bitch head on .... i think i moved up completely when the 'roll hit $740 getting as high as $770 and then b00m headshot, dropped a small fortune to hit a low of $698 .... to be fair, i did run into 3 monster hands, flopped two boats only to run into two flopped battleships ! met the third battleship on the river, fml !!
that kinda shit is hard to take when you've just moved up, doubly hard for me, since 90% of my previous play had been at 1c/2c with a $3 buy-in lol, so dropping $15 in a single hand, ugh !
last nights session felt fairly comfortable, hopefully i've now settled in :)
'stars roll .... $817.... :)
playing across 6 tables in total last night, going down at only two for a measly $6 but more than making up for it across the other 4, whew !
wow ! i only won 4 ! hands where my net gain was $5 or more .... can you believe that ? and over 400 odd hands. yeesh, have i turned into a grinder or have i always been ? blimey, thats a bit of an eye opener that one ! as ever, its only major (one way or another) hands that stick in your memory.
then again, my biggest loss in a single hand was $3 .... with only 6 hands losing more than $1 ....
now i could bore you with the gory details .... but they bore me too, so i wont bother lol.
good luck, fellow fish. and remember, my quad goddessess of poker like sacrificial virgins.
after what seems like a lifetime ! and after moving up to the 10c/25c and meeting the variance bitch head on .... i think i moved up completely when the 'roll hit $740 getting as high as $770 and then b00m headshot, dropped a small fortune to hit a low of $698 .... to be fair, i did run into 3 monster hands, flopped two boats only to run into two flopped battleships ! met the third battleship on the river, fml !!
that kinda shit is hard to take when you've just moved up, doubly hard for me, since 90% of my previous play had been at 1c/2c with a $3 buy-in lol, so dropping $15 in a single hand, ugh !
last nights session felt fairly comfortable, hopefully i've now settled in :)
'stars roll .... $817.... :)
playing across 6 tables in total last night, going down at only two for a measly $6 but more than making up for it across the other 4, whew !
wow ! i only won 4 ! hands where my net gain was $5 or more .... can you believe that ? and over 400 odd hands. yeesh, have i turned into a grinder or have i always been ? blimey, thats a bit of an eye opener that one ! as ever, its only major (one way or another) hands that stick in your memory.
then again, my biggest loss in a single hand was $3 .... with only 6 hands losing more than $1 ....
now i could bore you with the gory details .... but they bore me too, so i wont bother lol.
good luck, fellow fish. and remember, my quad goddessess of poker like sacrificial virgins.
Monday, 26 October 2009
weird fixations
welcome back, gentle reader.
am i a better player .... err no
will they fear me more .... err no
but hey, i do get the following, lmfao
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oh just cant contain myself !!
Sunday, 25 October 2009
her name is Rio and she dances in the sand - pt 2
welcome back, gentle reader.
thanks for the comments guys, fuktheriva (what a fcuking ace username !) all linked up.
zagga too funny, you play way to much poker .... bet you have a "durr" suntan as well *)
no rant about the mrs today .... and btw, would have been back here yesterday but for my router going a bit tits-up, me selecting "filter cookies" when re-setting the fcuking thing .... said cookies thingy don't let me access blogger, wtf ? wordpress, wtf ? and orange, wtf ?
ah the things you learn when pissing in the dark !
no rant btw, due to split crotch knickers and hold-ups .... and no, i aint fcuking tellin ya what SHE was wearing .... *)
i will rant about Sunday drivers .... a 10 mile trip and not one, but fcuking two changes of underwear required, fml.
nipping along the a17 and some donk decides to pull out the Heckington slip road .... before i pass him .... dumb motherfcuker .... two things going for me - its dry and my honda has anti-skid this anti-lock that .... otherwise my brand-new-rollerskates would be looking decidedly second-hand .... this was a serious foot on the brake pedal as hard as i could push the fcuker ! still managed to lock the nearside front for a second though, and that should tell you how hard i was braking .... otherwise i'd be sitting right behind the fcuking donk whispering in his ear "let me guess, you didn't see me ?" .... reckon i was maybe 2' from disaster
second one was the usual ignorant fcuking twat, indicates once, pulls into outside lane of dual carriageway to overtake a truck .... rinse & repeat of incident one .... reckon i was maybe 6' from disaster ( thats the usual with these fcukers )
nh gg fu (both)
on the poker front ....
2 nights ago was obv my turn :) pulled in a whopping $50 or so at my new level, and a fair few fpp's, un-fcuking-hinged i tell ya !
hand of the night has to be .... (not my play btw but his, lol )
utg raises to 4bb, i flat call as does guy behind me and the bb. its nl08b btw
flop comes down ... T T T ....
the bb checks and the initial raisee insta-fcuking jams his remaining 45bb ....
honestly, i sat thinking wtf ? and how did he manage to jam so quick ? lightning quick !!
i think for a few seconds and flat call .... hoping the two behind will come along for the ride, no such luck ....
of course i had the fcuking ten .... :)
and mr-insta-lightning-jammer .... he has, no really, he does .... KK .... wtf ?
it took him a full 20 secs to type in the chat box "wow" and another ten to re-load.
last night was break-even :) earning a shed load of fpp's .... told you, i am fcuking unhinged, i want a silver-fcuking-star !!
need a paltry 125 fpp's by the end of the month .... to achieve my life-long-ambition .... fml indeed.
thanks for the comments guys, fuktheriva (what a fcuking ace username !) all linked up.
zagga too funny, you play way to much poker .... bet you have a "durr" suntan as well *)
no rant about the mrs today .... and btw, would have been back here yesterday but for my router going a bit tits-up, me selecting "filter cookies" when re-setting the fcuking thing .... said cookies thingy don't let me access blogger, wtf ? wordpress, wtf ? and orange, wtf ?
ah the things you learn when pissing in the dark !
no rant btw, due to split crotch knickers and hold-ups .... and no, i aint fcuking tellin ya what SHE was wearing .... *)
i will rant about Sunday drivers .... a 10 mile trip and not one, but fcuking two changes of underwear required, fml.
nipping along the a17 and some donk decides to pull out the Heckington slip road .... before i pass him .... dumb motherfcuker .... two things going for me - its dry and my honda has anti-skid this anti-lock that .... otherwise my brand-new-rollerskates would be looking decidedly second-hand .... this was a serious foot on the brake pedal as hard as i could push the fcuker ! still managed to lock the nearside front for a second though, and that should tell you how hard i was braking .... otherwise i'd be sitting right behind the fcuking donk whispering in his ear "let me guess, you didn't see me ?" .... reckon i was maybe 2' from disaster
second one was the usual ignorant fcuking twat, indicates once, pulls into outside lane of dual carriageway to overtake a truck .... rinse & repeat of incident one .... reckon i was maybe 6' from disaster ( thats the usual with these fcukers )
nh gg fu (both)
on the poker front ....
2 nights ago was obv my turn :) pulled in a whopping $50 or so at my new level, and a fair few fpp's, un-fcuking-hinged i tell ya !
hand of the night has to be .... (not my play btw but his, lol )
utg raises to 4bb, i flat call as does guy behind me and the bb. its nl08b btw
flop comes down ... T T T ....
the bb checks and the initial raisee insta-fcuking jams his remaining 45bb ....
honestly, i sat thinking wtf ? and how did he manage to jam so quick ? lightning quick !!
i think for a few seconds and flat call .... hoping the two behind will come along for the ride, no such luck ....
of course i had the fcuking ten .... :)
and mr-insta-lightning-jammer .... he has, no really, he does .... KK .... wtf ?
it took him a full 20 secs to type in the chat box "wow" and another ten to re-load.
last night was break-even :) earning a shed load of fpp's .... told you, i am fcuking unhinged, i want a silver-fcuking-star !!
need a paltry 125 fpp's by the end of the month .... to achieve my life-long-ambition .... fml indeed.
Friday, 23 October 2009
her name is RIO and she dances in the sand - pt 1
welcome back, gentle reader.
i am on motherfucking life tilt. not fucking good for poker, let me tell you. this fucking kind of life-fucking-tilt .... for example, took me 3hrs to drive home this afternoon, did she say "hi" ask about my day, the journey home "glad you're back" .... did she fuck ! walked thru the door and she has a face like a skelped arse .... situation normal then, my my i am sooo looking forward to the weekend, not.
and just to top it off, i fire up the laptop, 10mins ago, and my nearly fucking new wireless router has decided not to be wireless .... aaaarrgghhhhhhhhh .... you fucking piece of shit technology .... at this time of night, i just want to play, i do not want to start fucking about with ssid's and wep2 keys as long as your fucking arm .... F.M.L.
sigh, while i am here .... i think 10c/25c is my new pl08b level .... a very fucking harsh intro to, i might add .... 5 fucking buy-ins down to start, dropped me below 700 sigh, but pulled it out the fucking fire last night, just, about twelve fucking dollars worth ffs .... and the fpp's pile up .... need 320 or so for silver lmfao .... honestly, i feel a bit unhinged, i am fixated on getting that fucking silver star ... wtf ? seriously, wtf ?
i mean, whats the fucking point, if i can only pull in a few bucks .... hopefully i have now settled down and stopped jizzing off dollars !
i really am the new fucking fish on the block .... apart from last night .... lets see how it goes tonight .... I will be back, tomorrow, honest
i am on motherfucking life tilt. not fucking good for poker, let me tell you. this fucking kind of life-fucking-tilt .... for example, took me 3hrs to drive home this afternoon, did she say "hi" ask about my day, the journey home "glad you're back" .... did she fuck ! walked thru the door and she has a face like a skelped arse .... situation normal then, my my i am sooo looking forward to the weekend, not.
and just to top it off, i fire up the laptop, 10mins ago, and my nearly fucking new wireless router has decided not to be wireless .... aaaarrgghhhhhhhhh .... you fucking piece of shit technology .... at this time of night, i just want to play, i do not want to start fucking about with ssid's and wep2 keys as long as your fucking arm .... F.M.L.
sigh, while i am here .... i think 10c/25c is my new pl08b level .... a very fucking harsh intro to, i might add .... 5 fucking buy-ins down to start, dropped me below 700 sigh, but pulled it out the fucking fire last night, just, about twelve fucking dollars worth ffs .... and the fpp's pile up .... need 320 or so for silver lmfao .... honestly, i feel a bit unhinged, i am fixated on getting that fucking silver star ... wtf ? seriously, wtf ?
i mean, whats the fucking point, if i can only pull in a few bucks .... hopefully i have now settled down and stopped jizzing off dollars !
i really am the new fucking fish on the block .... apart from last night .... lets see how it goes tonight .... I will be back, tomorrow, honest
Monday, 21 September 2009
and then the fucking wheels fell off ....
welcome back, gentle reader.
poker wise, feel like i am driving an 18-wheeler, thats a lot of wheels to come off !! (fml, $3 a wheel, ugh)
yes, i have been running like shite and playing like shite for .... you guessed it, since i got my new rollerskates, lol and fml, seriously fml.
so bad that i gave up on stars 4-card-bingo and shuffled over to fullTilt and swam with the hoddem donkeys. only for one night though :)
played 4 micro tourneys, perhaps i should stay ?
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #108528847 $2 + $0.25
180 players
Total Prize Pool: $360.00
Start Date: September 18 4:05 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 4th place.
There has been $36.00 added to your account
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #108387775 $1
Tournament NL Hold'emBuy-In: $1.00
1055 players
Total Prize Pool: $1055.00
Start Date: September 18 4:05 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 31st place.
There has been $3.38 added to your account
of course, if you followed the challenge, your own, personal, jesus , cough cough, this would not be news and you'd know why i've been quiet :)
poker wise, feel like i am driving an 18-wheeler, thats a lot of wheels to come off !! (fml, $3 a wheel, ugh)
yes, i have been running like shite and playing like shite for .... you guessed it, since i got my new rollerskates, lol and fml, seriously fml.
so bad that i gave up on stars 4-card-bingo and shuffled over to fullTilt and swam with the hoddem donkeys. only for one night though :)
played 4 micro tourneys, perhaps i should stay ?
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #108528847 $2 + $0.25
180 players
Total Prize Pool: $360.00
Start Date: September 18 4:05 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 4th place.
There has been $36.00 added to your account
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #108387775 $1
Tournament NL Hold'emBuy-In: $1.00
1055 players
Total Prize Pool: $1055.00
Start Date: September 18 4:05 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 31st place.
There has been $3.38 added to your account
of course, if you followed the challenge, your own, personal, jesus , cough cough, this would not be news and you'd know why i've been quiet :)
Friday, 11 September 2009
I've got a brand new pair or rollerskates
welcome back, gentle reader
usually, as far as i am concerned, a car, is a box on wheels, to go from a to b. have to say though, i am quite impressed with my new car .... in the land of Nippon, thay have some va va va va voom ....
usually, as far as i am concerned, a car, is a box on wheels, to go from a to b. have to say though, i am quite impressed with my new car .... in the land of Nippon, thay have some va va va va voom ....
Monday, 7 September 2009
guess not - pt 2
welcome back, gentle reader
sometimes its nice to dish it out. not once, but twice. nh gg fu .... :)
[2009/09/03 18:42:59 ET]
*** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ResdentEvil [Qd Qs]
Axamenta: folds,Filipp Alex: folds,Lothi1: calls $0.05,xX Matrim Xx: folds
ResdentEvil: raises $0.25 to $0.30
KGB-David: folds
tortillas pa: calls $0.28
pilnik007: folds,Lothi1: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 9c 8c]
tortillas pa: checks,ResdentEvil: bets $0.85,/tortillas pa: calls $0.85
*** TURN *** [3d 9c 8c] [3s]
tortillas pa: checks,ResdentEvil: bets $2.55,tortillas pa: raises $1.42 to $3.97 and is all-in,ResdentEvil: calls $1.42
ResdentEvil said, "oops"
*** RIVER *** [3d 9c 8c 3s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tortillas pa: shows [8d 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Threes)
ResdentEvil: shows [Qd Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)
ResdentEvil collected $9.84 from pot
obviously, virginal sacrifices are worth the effort.
[2009/09/03 18:18:39 ET]
*** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ResdentEvil [Kh Ks]
PaolaK: folds,drpaut: folds,ghirboy_visa: folds,Brackovic: calls $0.05,TeTrader789: folds
crissshto: raises $0.15 to $0.20
ady86poker: raises $0.15 to $0.35
ResdentEvil: raises $4.90 to $5.25 and is all-in
Brackovic: folds
crissshto: calls $4.66 and is all-in
ady86poker: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Kd 5h]
***TURN *** [6h Kd 5h] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [6h Kd 5h 4h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Kh Ks] (a flush, King high)
crissshto: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
ResdentEvil collected $9.62 from pot
crissshto leaves the table
dost thou not know I worship The Church of Dyson
sometimes its nice to dish it out. not once, but twice. nh gg fu .... :)
[2009/09/03 18:42:59 ET]
*** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ResdentEvil [Qd Qs]
Axamenta: folds,Filipp Alex: folds,Lothi1: calls $0.05,xX Matrim Xx: folds
ResdentEvil: raises $0.25 to $0.30
KGB-David: folds
tortillas pa: calls $0.28
pilnik007: folds,Lothi1: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 9c 8c]
tortillas pa: checks,ResdentEvil: bets $0.85,/tortillas pa: calls $0.85
*** TURN *** [3d 9c 8c] [3s]
tortillas pa: checks,ResdentEvil: bets $2.55,tortillas pa: raises $1.42 to $3.97 and is all-in,ResdentEvil: calls $1.42
ResdentEvil said, "oops"
*** RIVER *** [3d 9c 8c 3s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tortillas pa: shows [8d 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Threes)
ResdentEvil: shows [Qd Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Threes)
ResdentEvil collected $9.84 from pot
obviously, virginal sacrifices are worth the effort.
[2009/09/03 18:18:39 ET]
*** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ResdentEvil [Kh Ks]
PaolaK: folds,drpaut: folds,ghirboy_visa: folds,Brackovic: calls $0.05,TeTrader789: folds
crissshto: raises $0.15 to $0.20
ady86poker: raises $0.15 to $0.35
ResdentEvil: raises $4.90 to $5.25 and is all-in
Brackovic: folds
crissshto: calls $4.66 and is all-in
ady86poker: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Kd 5h]
***TURN *** [6h Kd 5h] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [6h Kd 5h 4h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Kh Ks] (a flush, King high)
crissshto: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
ResdentEvil collected $9.62 from pot
crissshto leaves the table
dost thou not know I worship The Church of Dyson
Saturday, 29 August 2009
tales from the crypt - pt 1
welcome back, gentle reader
not been posting as not much happening. well, lots happening but trying to find the time seems a major problem. prolly something to do with the fact that i travel a lot, meh.
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
running not to bad, strangely, been playing a shit load of hoddem cash, nano stakes as usual. fuck me you can get a shed load of hands in when multitabling ! but fuck me, the variance is unbelievable, now i remember why i gave up on hoddem ! the donkitude on display is just mind boggling .... and not just mines either !
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
last night i returned to the real game, pl08b :) nano as per with two 10c/25c open to spice it up, sigh, final fucking orbit bit me in the arse. on the plus side, even with only two bigger tables open, my vip points accrued nicely. wtf do i do with these fucking things anyways ?
my exit hand, so to speak, was, of course, on the bigger table ....
with $26 behind (+11 on starting stakk) i hit the nut low on the turn, outs to a straight and outs to the nut flush, all the money went in on the turn .... missing the fucking lot, i suppose i should be grateful my low didn't counterfeit, villain has nut low and rivers two pair for high, cunt.
leaving me with only $15, cunt, and heading for tilt land, i left, cunt
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
zagga has promised ! to look after me at the next liquorupfront, pokerintherear meet. fuck me, someone has too, you lot were fucking rubbish .... but then again, what goes on tour, stays on tour .... jonesUcunt yer barred !! when i went to retrieve my phone from the room, only to find my roomies MILF had re-retired to bed ffs, i was gonna ask her for an amagay special .... something put me off .... 3 people in a small room, all been on the fucking piss the night before, two have had an after beer curry, one has had an after beer kebab .... man, that room was fucking honking .... walked in the room and the fucking smell killed all thoughts of debauchery stone fucking dead.
so i need a minder, well imagine letting me play 1/2 hoddem cash ffs, i mean really, and i'd had a few as well, sincere appologies to the cypriots who put up with my ballbagged donkery and let me win some of there cash, 40 quid or so, unbelievable.
and btw, that rave club was fucking pish ! next time we stay with the milfman , no fucking arguments hamster-on-steroids ok, end of. :)
ok, thats enough pish for one post, hmmm, a bit of real life to end, i will try to keep it short ....
she rings me up at work, my neighbour has ripped out the hedge which separates our houses, yes, the fucking house i am trying to sell, and she is going fucking bananas ! oh and we are going up there at the weekend, not been there for fucking weeks and the grass must need cut etc, etc .... so i zip down lincs on thursday night, she is mrs-fucking-angry and no i aint getting any fucking rumpage tyvm, sigh, but she relents on friday, w00t .... drive up to scotland, when she sees the fucking line of earth where the hedge was .... and i thought she was fucking angry before ! all rumpage out the fucking window and a shit weekend ahead, sigh
so she spends the whole fucking weekend cleaning the house ?? and doing the garden, while i am left to entertain the kids :) not a single piece of interaction with me and the kids all weekend, she wonders why i dont wanna go anywhere with her, yeesh.
so hit the beer and play poker at night enforcing a long lie-in in the morning, oops :(
lmfao, talk about shooting yourself in the foot with both barrels .... sigh, a week later, i am in scotland, on my jack, fucking fence aint up yet ffs, and no, she aint opening them anytime soon !!
fml.
not been posting as not much happening. well, lots happening but trying to find the time seems a major problem. prolly something to do with the fact that i travel a lot, meh.
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
running not to bad, strangely, been playing a shit load of hoddem cash, nano stakes as usual. fuck me you can get a shed load of hands in when multitabling ! but fuck me, the variance is unbelievable, now i remember why i gave up on hoddem ! the donkitude on display is just mind boggling .... and not just mines either !
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
last night i returned to the real game, pl08b :) nano as per with two 10c/25c open to spice it up, sigh, final fucking orbit bit me in the arse. on the plus side, even with only two bigger tables open, my vip points accrued nicely. wtf do i do with these fucking things anyways ?
my exit hand, so to speak, was, of course, on the bigger table ....
with $26 behind (+11 on starting stakk) i hit the nut low on the turn, outs to a straight and outs to the nut flush, all the money went in on the turn .... missing the fucking lot, i suppose i should be grateful my low didn't counterfeit, villain has nut low and rivers two pair for high, cunt.
leaving me with only $15, cunt, and heading for tilt land, i left, cunt
liquor up front, poker in the rear.
zagga has promised ! to look after me at the next liquorupfront, pokerintherear meet. fuck me, someone has too, you lot were fucking rubbish .... but then again, what goes on tour, stays on tour .... jonesUcunt yer barred !! when i went to retrieve my phone from the room, only to find my roomies MILF had re-retired to bed ffs, i was gonna ask her for an amagay special .... something put me off .... 3 people in a small room, all been on the fucking piss the night before, two have had an after beer curry, one has had an after beer kebab .... man, that room was fucking honking .... walked in the room and the fucking smell killed all thoughts of debauchery stone fucking dead.
so i need a minder, well imagine letting me play 1/2 hoddem cash ffs, i mean really, and i'd had a few as well, sincere appologies to the cypriots who put up with my ballbagged donkery and let me win some of there cash, 40 quid or so, unbelievable.
and btw, that rave club was fucking pish ! next time we stay with the milfman , no fucking arguments hamster-on-steroids ok, end of. :)
ok, thats enough pish for one post, hmmm, a bit of real life to end, i will try to keep it short ....
she rings me up at work, my neighbour has ripped out the hedge which separates our houses, yes, the fucking house i am trying to sell, and she is going fucking bananas ! oh and we are going up there at the weekend, not been there for fucking weeks and the grass must need cut etc, etc .... so i zip down lincs on thursday night, she is mrs-fucking-angry and no i aint getting any fucking rumpage tyvm, sigh, but she relents on friday, w00t .... drive up to scotland, when she sees the fucking line of earth where the hedge was .... and i thought she was fucking angry before ! all rumpage out the fucking window and a shit weekend ahead, sigh
so she spends the whole fucking weekend cleaning the house ?? and doing the garden, while i am left to entertain the kids :) not a single piece of interaction with me and the kids all weekend, she wonders why i dont wanna go anywhere with her, yeesh.
so hit the beer and play poker at night enforcing a long lie-in in the morning, oops :(
lmfao, talk about shooting yourself in the foot with both barrels .... sigh, a week later, i am in scotland, on my jack, fucking fence aint up yet ffs, and no, she aint opening them anytime soon !!
fml.
Friday, 14 August 2009
he holds him with his glittering eye - pt 4
welcome back, gentle reader
that site i got chat banned. really shot the other players in foot, thanks. had a +$16 night, thanks. form continued last night with +$9 :)
***** balance $719 .... get fucking in there !!
and all without stepping up, lmfao, i am such a fucking pussy.
so still playing 1c/2c & 2c/5c pl08b. been dabbling in the micro H.O.R.S.E as well, just for a bit of variation and break the monotony of the grind. played over 4 tables going +$2 +$2 +$1 +$4 which is not bad, considering all the games are limit. the biggest game i've noticed going on is $3/$6 and i look forward to playing there .... in xx years :) would like to give the 8-game cash tables a go as well, but they are only 6 max, can you make money on a 6-max limit table, lol .... and get this, there was one guy sat at a $20/$40 with $800 obv looking for a game :) and omfg, there was a guy sat at the $400/$800 with $20,000 .... one day mofu's, one day ....
now there's a question, what 'roll do you need for limit games ?
that site i got chat banned. really shot the other players in foot, thanks. had a +$16 night, thanks. form continued last night with +$9 :)
***** balance $719 .... get fucking in there !!
and all without stepping up, lmfao, i am such a fucking pussy.
so still playing 1c/2c & 2c/5c pl08b. been dabbling in the micro H.O.R.S.E as well, just for a bit of variation and break the monotony of the grind. played over 4 tables going +$2 +$2 +$1 +$4 which is not bad, considering all the games are limit. the biggest game i've noticed going on is $3/$6 and i look forward to playing there .... in xx years :) would like to give the 8-game cash tables a go as well, but they are only 6 max, can you make money on a 6-max limit table, lol .... and get this, there was one guy sat at a $20/$40 with $800 obv looking for a game :) and omfg, there was a guy sat at the $400/$800 with $20,000 .... one day mofu's, one day ....
now there's a question, what 'roll do you need for limit games ?
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
fuck you ***** you cnut
welcome back, gentle reader
i am a player.
my chat got revoked. you know where.
cunts
Hello ResdentEvil,
We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat privilege for 3 hours as a result of your chat on 2009/08/12. The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed. When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor is a violation of the Card Room Rules. Your chat privilege will be reinstated automatically once the suspension period is over. There is no need to write to support. Our goal at ********** is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated. We thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,********** Chat Moderation Team
The following chat was observed
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
typical fkn shortie calls
fcuking river
get some chips you short fcuking stakker
some people are so so fcuking sensitive (are you listening, honey ?)
i am a player.
my chat got revoked. you know where.
cunts
Hello ResdentEvil,
We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat privilege for 3 hours as a result of your chat on 2009/08/12. The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed. When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor is a violation of the Card Room Rules. Your chat privilege will be reinstated automatically once the suspension period is over. There is no need to write to support. Our goal at ********** is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated. We thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,********** Chat Moderation Team
The following chat was observed
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol who the fk is red .... :)
you fkn animal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
typical fkn shortie calls
fcuking river
get some chips you short fcuking stakker
some people are so so fcuking sensitive (are you listening, honey ?)
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