Rock Radio - five word weather

welcome back, gentle reader.

had to share this with you.

Scotlands very own Rock Radio, out of Paisley i believe, always do their weather report in five words. tonights weather at quarter to seven was .......

" I don't give a fu..beep ! "

play a pro - pt1

welcome back, gentle reader.

now, if you sit down at a table with a site pro, you want to, well, kick his fucking ass ? no ?

i certainly did !
seems some of the fonkeys in this tourney had other ideas. honest to gawd, what a bunch of dumb mofu's ...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5571200098: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 100/200 - Limit Hold'em - 20:37:58 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,900)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,350)
Seat 4: handzsolo (1,855)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (2,165)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (915) ....... surely we can take him now ??
Seat 7: dD (3,180)
Seat 8: TooBusyZooting (635)

Full Tilt Poker Game #5571280372: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 120/240 - Limit Omaha H/L - 20:43:54 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,850)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,950)
Seat 4: handzsolo (1,780)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (1,965)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (915) ....... he drops chips again, can we take him ??
Seat 7: dD (3,030)
Seat 8: TooBusyZooting (510)

Full Tilt Poker Game #5571447173: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 200/400 Ante 30 - Limit Stud Hi - 20:56:12 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,880)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,915)
Seat 4: handzsolo (535)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (2,460)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (1,615) ....... ffs he has less than 4 bb
Seat 7: dD (3,595)


to be continued .......

fuel55's gold - pt1

welcome back, gentle reader

what can i say ?

so its a 'stars 16 seater mtt HORSE, the table is 7 handed, stud 8 (80/160/16) i am marginal chip leader.

HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level V (80/160)

Seat 4: ospreysdive (1608 in chips)
Seat 8: ResdentEvil (2885 in chips)

*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Wag83 [Qd]
Dealt to GurlyPlay [Qs]
Dealt to Masterhype [Ts]
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c]
Dealt to zeke1947 [9c]
Dealt to kuhln [9s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac]
ospreysdive: brings in for 24
ResdentEvil: calls 24 ..... 2 in front fold, i flat call, but 3 behind fold, seems no one likes my ace :(

*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c] [3c]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac] [9d]
ResdentEvil: checks
ospreysdive: bets 80 ..... bets his low sOOted connectors
ResdentEvil: calls 80 ..... usual brick dealt to me

*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c 3c] [4s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d] [5c] ..... gin, i believe .....
ospreysdive: bets 160 ..... another c-bet ?
ResdentEvil: raises 160 to 320 ..... time to find out
ospreysdive: calls 160 ..... hmmm, he didn't like that 4 after all

*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c 3c 4s] [2s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c] [5d] ..... double gin, DBQ !!!!
ResdentEvil: checks ..... i check, hope he bets his low straight
ospreysdive: checks ..... damn

*** RIVER ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c 5d] [Tc]
ResdentEvil: bets 160 ..... gotta bet my monster now. right ?
ospreysdive: calls 160 ..... looks like he hit his low, right ?

*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c 5d Tc] (HI: four of a kind, Fives)
ospreysdive: mucks [2h 7c 4c 3c 4s 2s Kd]

ResdentEvil collected 1280 from pot ..... wOw ! a scoop ..... wtf ?
No low hand qualified ..... he can see my overpair but still makes the crying call :)

presto knows no bounds.

the frying pan - pt 1

welcome back, gentle reader

after being beaten senseless by the 'stars RNG for over a week, its nice to get back in the saddle