Friday, 7 December 2007


welcome back, gentle reader.

lmfao !! posted the wrong fuckin hh ... ha ha ha !

[ to damned lazy to start again, so the ace hand follows this :( ] [ blushing big time now ]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [4d 3s 5c Tc] ... speculate to accumulate ... hohum

ResdentEvil: calls $0.25coffeedawgs: calls $0.25nbitner: calls $0.25MKandERK: calls $0.15Ripler: checks

*** FLOP *** [Qs 5h 6c] ... hmm got outs, arse end of the str8 tho'

MKandERK: checks Ripler: checks ResdentEvil: bets $0.25coffeedawgs: calls $0.25nbitner: calls $0.25MKandERK: folds Ripler: calls $0.25 ... lol ... they all call, of course

*** TURN *** [Qs 5h 6c] [Ts]

Ripler: checks
ResdentEvil: bets $0.50 ... fawk, this is getting ugly
coffeedawgs: folds
nbitner: folds
Ripler: calls $0.50 ... yeesh, there is always one ffs

*** RIVER *** [Qs 5h 6c Ts] [9d]

Ripler: checks
ResdentEvil: checks ... not giving him a chance to re-raise

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ripler: shows [As 6s Kc 2s] (HI: a pair of Sixes) ....... wtf ?? how can you call ??

ResdentEvil: shows [4d 3s 5c Tc] (HI: two pair, Tens and Fives)
ResdentEvil collected $3.10 from pot ... unbelievable *)
No low hand qualified

[ ahem, cough cough, here's the original post ] [ more blushing ]

why the fuck can I not get my aces to hold up when playing nlhe ??
yet they hold up here, when they really shouldn't ...

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to ResdentEvil [Ac As 2s 7c]
ResdentEvil: raises $0.25 to $0.50 ... wheeee lets get some money in that there pot
bruno papoom: folds nbitner: folds JayNT: folds bucna: folds winbet: folds
alpro1: calls $0.50
bruno papoom leaves the table ... wtf ?? was it something i said ...

*** FLOP ***
[5c Jd Ks] ... fucking typical ... bollox

ResdentEvil: bets $0.25 ... can you fold ??
alpro1: calls $0.25 ... i see he really respects my play, not.

*** TURN ***
[5c Jd Ks] [5h]

ResdentEvil: bets $0.50 ....... whee pair on board, you can fold now ...
alpro1: calls $0.50 ....... or not

*** RIVER ***
[5c Jd Ks 5h] [4d]

ResdentEvil: bets $0.50 ... cant back down now
ffsalpro1: calls $0.50 ... motherfukker !! cmon show me a 5 you cunt .......

*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Ac As 2s 7c] (HI: two pair, Aces and Fives)
alpro1: mucks hand
ResdentEvil collected $3.70 from pot ....... lmfao, but wtf ??
No low hand qualified
Seat 1: alpro1 mucked [Kc Ah 3h 9h] ....... ha ha ha ! you are worse than me ffs *)

hi-fucking-low and a pair wins thru ?? just what the fuck is going on ??

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