welcome back, gentle reader.
got sent one of those mildly amusing ( fox hunting ) photographs by one of my office colleagues. and after the footie disaster at the weekend, thought i'd pass it on to a couple of my friends from my old work.
one of said mates got me an "on leave" email auto-reply.
last time he did this he had taken a week off to work on the house ... ha ha ha ... he spent the week playing some new hot game on xbox ... and i thought this might be why he was off, so sent him a teXt ...
message 1 - leave ? jammy ba$tard ! what game you practicing ...
reply 1 - practicing sitting on a beach in the sun at the moment
message 2 - motherfucker ! where ?
reply 2 - Tenerife a sweltering 25 degrees here at the moment
message 3 - fuck off ! just fuck right off !!
reply 3 - *))
i think i might, just might, be a little jealous. oh, and i need a new lamp, how S.A.D.