welcome back, gentle reader.
i don't know about you but it seems i must be one of the slowest players on the virtual felt. take this here humble challenge. looking over the hh, it seems i started this particular one on the 3 october and it ran thru to the 26th ... a long time for 45 games ... except i have 49 hh ... doh !
anyways, just for my handhistory collecting buddy, here is the summary.
tell you what, lets not make this a bad beat whinge, lets make this a summary of hands i won ... lets see if i can find a few reverse bad beats ....... he he he
lets set the scene, here are a few from game1
the very first hand, no less
i get KQo in mp ... one caller before me and one after me, and the button, bless her pushes all-in ... there are a whopping t70 in the pot btw the blinds fold but mr ep calls and the rest of us fold ... so what monsters do these two have ??
mr ep shows ............ KJo
mrs button shows .... A2s
jesus-h-christ-on-a-fcuking-bike ... he called with those two ?? she pushed with those two ??
*** SHOW DOWN *** [4c 3s 7c 4h] [5s]
12mins in and i play my first hand. the table was ... a little loose, shall we say ... almost every hand so far had been all-in pre or all-in on the flop. i am on the button with 99 ...
mrs b (from the first hand) in mp pushes all-in for t2690 ....... surprise surprise
mr lp calls for t1400 and is all-in
cosidering the $hit they have been pushing so far, fcuk it, i call .......
*** SHOW DOWN *** [3h 6d Td 3c] [4c]
Margula: shows [Qc Kd] (a pair of Threes)
phf69: shows [Qh As] (a pair of Threes - Ace kicker)phf69 collected 10 from side pot
ResdentEvil: shows [9c 9s] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
ResdentEvil collected 4260 from main pot
lmfao !! the very next hand Marge pushed (again) with T4s, someone called with JQo and out she went ... madness *)
i know its not funny ... but ... strike one !
*** SHOW DOWN *** [Ac 4h 6s Th] [9c]
ResdentEvil: shows [4d 9s] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
bassremover: mucks hand ...... bassremover mucked [7h Ad]
ResdentEvil collected 2300 from pot
i know its not funny ... but ... strike two !
*** SHOW DOWN *** [Kc 8s Td 9s] [7s]
Kaveman35: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
ResdentEvil: shows [Ts As] (a flush, Ace high)
ResdentEvil collected 2910 from pot
i know its not funny ... but ... strike three !
*** SHOW DOWN *** [5s 6d Qs 9c] [4c]
Neidi 48: shows [Ad Th] (high card Ace)
ResdentEvil: shows [Qd Jd] (a pair of Queens), ResdentEvil collected 3260 from side pot
WeeeDSmokar: shows [Kc As] (high card Ace)
ResdentEvil collected 9165 from main pot
so i work my way up to t24,000 and then i make my first mistake ... bah humbug ... ok ok, so its the first mistake that i did not get away with. hey, no one is perfect *)
5 left at the table, blinds 800/1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Kd Jc]
ResdentEvil: raises 1600 to 3200
Kappekarl: calls 3200
*** FLOP *** [6s Qs Qc]
ResdentEvil: bets 4800
Kappekarl: calls 4455 and is all-in ....... oops
*** SHOW DOWN *** [6s Qs Qc 5s] [9c]
ResdentEvil: shows [Kd Jc] (a pair of Queens)
Kappekarl: shows [Qd Js] (three of a kind, Queens)Kappekarl collected 18085 from pot
down to t13,400 and the very next hand i almost get shafted big time.i raise pre-flop to t4500 with TJs and get two callers (one is a big stack :(
*** TURN *** [Ks Qs 7h] [Kc]
a check on the flop and i bet on the turn ... big stack re-raises all-in ... fold fold fold for me
*** RIVER *** [Ks Qs 7h Kc] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
schnuebbuel: shows [Kh Th] (a full house, Kings full of Queens)schnuebbuel collected 6136 from side potBarbag: shows [6s Ah] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
schnuebbuel collected 11979 from main pot
bah humbug indeed, down down down to t7,200 down to 4-handed nownext hand i push after one caller, with A5, all fold and i get back to t9,900
next hand K9o and i push on the river, Board [2d Qs 6c Kh Th] and they fold, i collect t13,100 for a total stack of t16,500
a few hands later and my 33 is good against the shortys AJ with a 3 :)) on the flop and curiously enough the big stack put 10k in the pot to see the turn after the flop came down Q high ... the turn threw up an ace and he folded to my push ... now 3-handed
and i'm big stak t37,000 ....... woot :)
next hand i try and bluff a J-high board and mr second stack calls me down for 3/4 of his stack with a pair of 7's
result .... i drop to t24,000 and he leaps to t33,000 ...
a few hands later i river a straight and raise big stacks river bet, he folds
result ... t36,500 me and he drops to t23,000 ... with shortstack on t8,000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [6h 5h]
ResdentEvil: raises 2000 to 4000
schnuebbuel: calls 3000
Kappekarl: raises 2835 to 6835 and is all-in
ResdentEvil: calls 2835
schnuebbuel: calls 2835
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24805 Main pot 20805. Side pot 4000. Rake 0
Board [Ts 6c 9s 5s Kh]
Seat 2: Kappekarl (big blind) mucked [7s 7h]
Seat 8: ResdentEvil (button) showed [6h 5h] and won (24805) with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 9: schnuebbuel (small blind) showed [2d 3d] and lost with high card King
so heads up ... me t51,500 ...... him t16,000
i bet out on the river of a Q-high board he folds and drops to t8,000
next hand we are all in ... my AKo v 68o ....... he rivers a 6 for two pair :(
back to t51,500 v t16,000
back and forth for a few hands and then i pick up 66 and push ... run into his QQ ffs
now t25,000 v t42,000
a few hands later and i turn a staright Q-high and get it all-in ... he called with ... a pair on 9's ... ???
now t60,000 v t7,000
a few hands later he hits his straight Q-high and doubles to t14,000
and then finally ......
my Q9 v TJ ... i hit the 9 on the flop and in go the chips .......
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Qh 9c] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
schnuebbuel: shows [Td Jh] (a pair of Eights)
ResdentEvil collected 42712 from pot
1 hr 11 minutes and i finally get a first place ... only three suckouts ...
is that why he did not say "gg" ???