welcome back, gentle reader
and another tale from the dark side, enjoy, i did :)
PokerStars Game #22889136826:
Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2008/12/13 17:32:17
Seat 1: ttr61009112 ($1.83 in chips)
Seat 2: Major Julli ($6.08 in chips)
Seat 3: Rosi27 ($4.03 in chips)
Seat 4: WherezMy$$$ ($1.19 in chips)
Seat 5: outplayingU ($1.57 in chips)
Seat 6: ResdentEvil ($2.73 in chips)
Seat 7: Cards01352 ($1.32 in chips)
Seat 8: Bruntus ($0.59 in chips)
Seat 9: john1984 ($2.69 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5c 4d 5h Ah]
ResdentEvil: calls $0.02
john1984: calls $0.02
WherezMy$$$: calls $0.01
outplayingU: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c 5s Jc]
WherezMy$$$: bets $0.02
outplayingU: calls $0.02
ResdentEvil: raises $0.06 to $0.08
john1984: raises $0.18 to $0.26
WherezMy$$$: calls $0.24
outplayingU: calls $0.24
ResdentEvil: calls $0.18 ....... lets not get too cocky
*** TURN *** [3c 5s Jc] [5d]
WherezMy$$$: checks
outplayingU: checks
ResdentEvil: bets $0.08
john1984: raises $0.46 to $0.54
WherezMy$$$: folds
outplayingU: calls $0.54
ResdentEvil: raises $0.48 to $1.02
john1984: calls $0.48
outplayingU: raises $0.27 to $1.29 and is all-in
ResdentEvil: calls $0.27
john1984: calls $0.27
*** RIVER *** [3c 5s Jc 5d] [9s]
ResdentEvil: bets $0.64
john1984: calls $0.64
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [5c 4d 5h Ah] (HI: four of a kind, Fives)
john1984: mucks hand
ResdentEvil collected $1.18 from side pot
outplayingU: mucks hand
Cards01352 said, "V N H"
ResdentEvil collected $4.79 from main pot
No low hand qualified
outplayingU leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.27
Main pot $4.79.
Side pot $1.18.
Board [3c 5s Jc 5d 9s]
Seat 5: outplayingU (big blind) mucked [Qc Td Ad 2d] ....... amazing
Seat 6: ResdentEvil showed [5c 4d 5h Ah] and won ($5.97) with HI: four of a kind, Fives
Seat 9: john1984 mucked [3d Jd Ac Js] ....... ouch
dont they know .... i do not bluff .... much :)
Sunday, 14 December 2008
Thursday, 11 December 2008
jones-U-cunt
welcome back, gentle reader
jonesUcunt .... keep blogging ffs
remember .... humour .... :)
jonesUcunt .... keep blogging ffs
remember .... humour .... :)
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
a game of skill, right ? - pt 5
welcome back, gentle reader
well well, less prolific than the other two ?? wow better get the finger out :) of course to be prolific, you need time ... and something to say ... not sure which of those two i am most short of !!
anyway, i only mention this because my exit hand was just spectacular ... the mistiming, on my part was hard to believe ... a real omfg and almost rotfl moment ... made me smile :)
PokerStars Tournament #117555102, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
4648 players
$50.00 added to the prize pool by PokerStars.com
Total Prize Pool: $514.80 Tournament started - 2008/11/03 - 16:00:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 269th place.
A $0.42 award has been credited to your Real Money account
and the exit hand, sorry don't have the hh err to hand ....
i am down to less than 10bb and get dealt ... TT ... that'll do me, i thought :)
i push from early position, the guy 2 seats along thinks, calls
the guy on the button doesn't think and blasts his huge stack all-in ...
mr 2-seats-along thinks ... and pushes the remainder of his stack in ... oh oh
mr-two-seats-along flips over QQ ....... bugger
mr-on-the-button flips over ... AA ....... double bugger
do any of us get to crack those aces ?? did we buggery !
the funniest thing ? well mr-two-seats-along could have folded since he had only put about a third of his stack in to call my push ....
i wonder if ukgatsby will give me this months spectaculary mistimed pushes award ??
well well, less prolific than the other two ?? wow better get the finger out :) of course to be prolific, you need time ... and something to say ... not sure which of those two i am most short of !!
anyway, i only mention this because my exit hand was just spectacular ... the mistiming, on my part was hard to believe ... a real omfg and almost rotfl moment ... made me smile :)
PokerStars Tournament #117555102, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
4648 players
$50.00 added to the prize pool by PokerStars.com
Total Prize Pool: $514.80 Tournament started - 2008/11/03 - 16:00:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 269th place.
A $0.42 award has been credited to your Real Money account
and the exit hand, sorry don't have the hh err to hand ....
i am down to less than 10bb and get dealt ... TT ... that'll do me, i thought :)
i push from early position, the guy 2 seats along thinks, calls
the guy on the button doesn't think and blasts his huge stack all-in ...
mr 2-seats-along thinks ... and pushes the remainder of his stack in ... oh oh
mr-two-seats-along flips over QQ ....... bugger
mr-on-the-button flips over ... AA ....... double bugger
do any of us get to crack those aces ?? did we buggery !
the funniest thing ? well mr-two-seats-along could have folded since he had only put about a third of his stack in to call my push ....
i wonder if ukgatsby will give me this months spectaculary mistimed pushes award ??
Friday, 17 October 2008
a game of skill, right ? - pt 4
welcome back, gentle reader
this "tournament" really was fucking hilarious ... honestly, they were dropping quicker than the ftse 100 ....
PokerStars Tournament #114301586, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
4078 players
$50.00 added to the prize pool by PokerStars.com
Total Prize Pool: $457.80 Tournament started - 2008/10/16 - 16:00:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,You finished the tournament in 792nd place.
A $0.13 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
what a h00t and one of the quickest mtt's i have ever played ... and a 33% profit .... outstanding :)
this "tournament" really was fucking hilarious ... honestly, they were dropping quicker than the ftse 100 ....
PokerStars Tournament #114301586, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
4078 players
$50.00 added to the prize pool by PokerStars.com
Total Prize Pool: $457.80 Tournament started - 2008/10/16 - 16:00:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,You finished the tournament in 792nd place.
A $0.13 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
what a h00t and one of the quickest mtt's i have ever played ... and a 33% profit .... outstanding :)
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
my buddy, Wil Wheaton - pt 2
welcome back, gentle reader
so how far can you get in a tourney when down to 4bb in the first 10 mins ??
well, you need some luck ....
with Qc 9s Jd Kc and only hitting a K on the flop i pushed, one caller who hit trips on the flop ... oops ... there was one club on the flop ... one on the turn .... river club completes my mammoth suckout .... gets me back to the hugely impressive t260 .... and all i could muster in the chat was "blimey" .... err sorry Sting11165
then, you need some dubious play by the opposition ....
dealt KTJJ rainbow i call a small raise .... flop J9K rainbow and i pot it, he raises me all-in and i call
*** RIVER *** [Js 9d Kc Qs] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
S.t.B: shows [7s Ah 8c As] (a pair of Aces)
ResdentEvil: shows [Ks Tc Jh Jd] (a straight, Nine to King)
ResdentEvil collected 550 from pot
then you need the opposition to fold ....
limp with Js Kc Jd 2c ... bet pot on 3s Jc 8h flop ... they fold and i show top set
then, you need to fold .... a lot :)
then, you need to hit some sets ....
call a small raise 9s Jh Jd 9d .... flop Kc 9h 2s ... pot it for t300 hoping to avoid a set of kings .... all fold .... giving me t855 ... yeesh this is hard work.
jahs34 said, "set again"
then, don't get caught stealing ... i did, dropped to t555
then, you need the nutz .... turned the nut flush and leapt to t1055
then you need a little prophecy .... ResdentEvil said, "lol i will get bak in this game somehow :)"
or maybe not, lots of folding, again :(
then, you need your buddy to show up and give some moral support ....
Wil Wheaton said, "wheeee! =]"
BamBamCan said, "Wil Sir.... welcome"
ResdentEvil said, "well hello mr Wheaton ...... again :)"
Wil Wheaton said, "we have to stop meeting up like this"
ResdentEvil said, "lol i wont tell :)"
even with that stellar moral support .... lots more folding .......
then, you need the opposition to catch a hand, preferably ever so slightly worse than yours ....... especially when your stack has dwindled to t580 ....
Sting11165: shows [Th 4h Ad Td] (a flush, Ten high)
ResdentEvil: shows [Kh Jh Jd Kc] (a flush, King high)
ResdentEvil collected 1410 from pot
then, hang on for the first break ... blinds 50/100 aint exactly good for my stack
then, a gentle ribbing of the opposition pre-break .......
ResdentEvil said, "hey trane, can i have my chips back after the break :)"
Trane420 said, "no way"
BamBamCan said, "U can suck out!lol"
lol indeed, this programme will resume after the break .......
so how far can you get in a tourney when down to 4bb in the first 10 mins ??
well, you need some luck ....
with Qc 9s Jd Kc and only hitting a K on the flop i pushed, one caller who hit trips on the flop ... oops ... there was one club on the flop ... one on the turn .... river club completes my mammoth suckout .... gets me back to the hugely impressive t260 .... and all i could muster in the chat was "blimey" .... err sorry Sting11165
then, you need some dubious play by the opposition ....
dealt KTJJ rainbow i call a small raise .... flop J9K rainbow and i pot it, he raises me all-in and i call
*** RIVER *** [Js 9d Kc Qs] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
S.t.B: shows [7s Ah 8c As] (a pair of Aces)
ResdentEvil: shows [Ks Tc Jh Jd] (a straight, Nine to King)
ResdentEvil collected 550 from pot
then you need the opposition to fold ....
limp with Js Kc Jd 2c ... bet pot on 3s Jc 8h flop ... they fold and i show top set
then, you need to fold .... a lot :)
then, you need to hit some sets ....
call a small raise 9s Jh Jd 9d .... flop Kc 9h 2s ... pot it for t300 hoping to avoid a set of kings .... all fold .... giving me t855 ... yeesh this is hard work.
jahs34 said, "set again"
then, don't get caught stealing ... i did, dropped to t555
then, you need the nutz .... turned the nut flush and leapt to t1055
then you need a little prophecy .... ResdentEvil said, "lol i will get bak in this game somehow :)"
or maybe not, lots of folding, again :(
then, you need your buddy to show up and give some moral support ....
Wil Wheaton said, "wheeee! =]"
BamBamCan said, "Wil Sir.... welcome"
ResdentEvil said, "well hello mr Wheaton ...... again :)"
Wil Wheaton said, "we have to stop meeting up like this"
ResdentEvil said, "lol i wont tell :)"
even with that stellar moral support .... lots more folding .......
then, you need the opposition to catch a hand, preferably ever so slightly worse than yours ....... especially when your stack has dwindled to t580 ....
Sting11165: shows [Th 4h Ad Td] (a flush, Ten high)
ResdentEvil: shows [Kh Jh Jd Kc] (a flush, King high)
ResdentEvil collected 1410 from pot
then, hang on for the first break ... blinds 50/100 aint exactly good for my stack
then, a gentle ribbing of the opposition pre-break .......
ResdentEvil said, "hey trane, can i have my chips back after the break :)"
Trane420 said, "no way"
BamBamCan said, "U can suck out!lol"
lol indeed, this programme will resume after the break .......
Monday, 6 October 2008
my buddy, Wil Wheaton
welcome back, gentle reader
Saturdays with dr Pauly .......
it looked as if it was going to be a dream start ... first hand I river a boat but only scoop t240 ....... this is the SECOND hand
Seat 1: ArcticAction (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: cantseefade (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: sunno5103 (1400 in chips)
Seat 5: Trane420 (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: CSuave (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: ResdentEvil (1640 in chips)
sunno5103: posts small blind 10
Trane420: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
[Ts Ac 5d Ad]
CSuave: folds
ResdentEvil: calls 20 ....... oh come on, its omaha
ArcticAction: folds
cantseefade: folds
sunno5103: calls 10
Trane420: raises 40 to 60
ResdentEvil: calls 40
sunno5103: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Qd 9s Ah] ....... w00t
sunno5103: bets 60
Trane420: raises 160 to 220
ResdentEvil: raises 680 to 900
sunno5103: raises 440 to 1340 and is all-in ....... another set ?
Trane420: calls 1120 ....... oh oh another one along for the ride ?
ResdentEvil: calls 440 ....... cant fold top set :)
*** TURN *** [Qd 9s Ah] [4c]
Trane420: checks
ResdentEvil: bets 240 and is all-in
Trane420: calls 80 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (160) returned to ResdentEvil
*** RIVER *** [Qd 9s Ah 4c] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Trane420: shows [Qc Kd Js Td] (a straight, Ten to Ace) ....... bugger me :(
ResdentEvil: shows [Ts Ac 5d Ad] (three of a kind, Aces) ....... damn bullitts, damned river :(
Trane420 collected 160 from side pot
sunno5103: shows [8c 4h Qs As] (two pair, Aces and Queens) ....... gigli
Trane420 collected 4200 from main pot
oh well, i could have been out first, thats right ... gigli
so how much worse could it get ??
5 hands later .... 8 mins the damn thing has been running .......
Seat 9: ResdentEvil (80 in chips)
omfg ....... is this my worst ever Saturdays with dr Pauly ????
Saturdays with dr Pauly .......
it looked as if it was going to be a dream start ... first hand I river a boat but only scoop t240 ....... this is the SECOND hand
Seat 1: ArcticAction (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: cantseefade (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: sunno5103 (1400 in chips)
Seat 5: Trane420 (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: CSuave (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: ResdentEvil (1640 in chips)
sunno5103: posts small blind 10
Trane420: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
[Ts Ac 5d Ad]
CSuave: folds
ResdentEvil: calls 20 ....... oh come on, its omaha
ArcticAction: folds
cantseefade: folds
sunno5103: calls 10
Trane420: raises 40 to 60
ResdentEvil: calls 40
sunno5103: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Qd 9s Ah] ....... w00t
sunno5103: bets 60
Trane420: raises 160 to 220
ResdentEvil: raises 680 to 900
sunno5103: raises 440 to 1340 and is all-in ....... another set ?
Trane420: calls 1120 ....... oh oh another one along for the ride ?
ResdentEvil: calls 440 ....... cant fold top set :)
*** TURN *** [Qd 9s Ah] [4c]
Trane420: checks
ResdentEvil: bets 240 and is all-in
Trane420: calls 80 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (160) returned to ResdentEvil
*** RIVER *** [Qd 9s Ah 4c] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Trane420: shows [Qc Kd Js Td] (a straight, Ten to Ace) ....... bugger me :(
ResdentEvil: shows [Ts Ac 5d Ad] (three of a kind, Aces) ....... damn bullitts, damned river :(
Trane420 collected 160 from side pot
sunno5103: shows [8c 4h Qs As] (two pair, Aces and Queens) ....... gigli
Trane420 collected 4200 from main pot
oh well, i could have been out first, thats right ... gigli
so how much worse could it get ??
5 hands later .... 8 mins the damn thing has been running .......
Seat 9: ResdentEvil (80 in chips)
omfg ....... is this my worst ever Saturdays with dr Pauly ????
Friday, 19 September 2008
fuel55's gold - pt3
welcome back, gentle reader.
if you are going to finish someone off in a tourney, might as well do it in style :)
PokerStars Game #20202591443: Tournament #106196255,
$10+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Level XI (600/1200)
Seat 6: ResdentEvil (38328 in chips)
Seat 9: S.t.B (8172 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS *** [5h Qc 5c 7h]
S.t.B: calls 600
ResdentEvil: checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 5s 9h]
ResdentEvil: checks
S.t.B: bets 2400
ResdentEvil: raises 6000 to 8400 ....... if has a set of 9's so be it
S.t.B: calls 4572 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1428) returned to ResdentEvil
*** TURN *** [4d 5s 9h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [4d 5s 9h 6h] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [5h Qc 5c 7h] (three of a kind, Fives)
S.t.B: shows [Jc Tc 9d 4c] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
S.t.B said, "gg"
a very good game indeed sir, wp.
if you are going to finish someone off in a tourney, might as well do it in style :)
PokerStars Game #20202591443: Tournament #106196255,
$10+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Level XI (600/1200)
Seat 6: ResdentEvil (38328 in chips)
Seat 9: S.t.B (8172 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS *** [5h Qc 5c 7h]
S.t.B: calls 600
ResdentEvil: checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 5s 9h]
ResdentEvil: checks
S.t.B: bets 2400
ResdentEvil: raises 6000 to 8400 ....... if has a set of 9's so be it
S.t.B: calls 4572 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1428) returned to ResdentEvil
*** TURN *** [4d 5s 9h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [4d 5s 9h 6h] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [5h Qc 5c 7h] (three of a kind, Fives)
S.t.B: shows [Jc Tc 9d 4c] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
S.t.B said, "gg"
a very good game indeed sir, wp.
Tuesday, 16 September 2008
weather Vane
welcome back, gentle reader
today is ... well ... grey. go ask acorn how monotone today is. and yes, thank you very much mrProlific it is, of course, raining. in fact, its been raining since i read that damned "wet" post of yours .... or was it a "wet" comment ? strange but true, we brits have a peculiar penchant for discussing the weather :(
lack of posts btw due to real life. so much so i am making four withdrawals from four sites. well someones gotta pay the gawd damned road tax, so it might as well be you lot :) wonder how long this will take, for some reason i have it in my head to request cheques, go figure, huh ?
so for some reason which escapes me at the moment, i fired up bet365 ... was that the charity game we played there ? anyway, had a whopping $8 lying there ... assuming the imaginary exchange rate is 2:1 ... found a set of tournies where you win double your buy-in top 5 pay :) so off i go at the $1 game and fire up two cash tables to keep me company.
the tourney's were fun ! standard of play ... horrific :) bubbled the first then won the second and so on. so my balance is slowly going south due to the 20c rake :)
the cash table was much better. tripled up to $3 ... then this hand sent me over the edge ...
with $3.11 i get dealt AKo and raise it up by 20bb and get two callers
flop KT4 with two diamonds ... i have no diamonds
i push for the remainder of my stack, got the other two just covered ....
ho hum, diamond on the river and one chaser has A6 diamonds ... of course
leaving me with ... 9 fucking cents, bastard !
oh boy, this could get ugly, so please children, dont try this at home !
so i deposit $50 ... bin the cash tables ... and fire up some $5 and $10 and a $20 in there somewhere, double up tourneys .... i know, i know, its so bad to chase ...
long story very short ?
my vanity tilt induced re-load balance of $50 ... finished up at $106 ... w00t :) or should that be whew ...
today is ... well ... grey. go ask acorn how monotone today is. and yes, thank you very much mrProlific it is, of course, raining. in fact, its been raining since i read that damned "wet" post of yours .... or was it a "wet" comment ? strange but true, we brits have a peculiar penchant for discussing the weather :(
lack of posts btw due to real life. so much so i am making four withdrawals from four sites. well someones gotta pay the gawd damned road tax, so it might as well be you lot :) wonder how long this will take, for some reason i have it in my head to request cheques, go figure, huh ?
so for some reason which escapes me at the moment, i fired up bet365 ... was that the charity game we played there ? anyway, had a whopping $8 lying there ... assuming the imaginary exchange rate is 2:1 ... found a set of tournies where you win double your buy-in top 5 pay :) so off i go at the $1 game and fire up two cash tables to keep me company.
the tourney's were fun ! standard of play ... horrific :) bubbled the first then won the second and so on. so my balance is slowly going south due to the 20c rake :)
the cash table was much better. tripled up to $3 ... then this hand sent me over the edge ...
with $3.11 i get dealt AKo and raise it up by 20bb and get two callers
flop KT4 with two diamonds ... i have no diamonds
i push for the remainder of my stack, got the other two just covered ....
ho hum, diamond on the river and one chaser has A6 diamonds ... of course
leaving me with ... 9 fucking cents, bastard !
oh boy, this could get ugly, so please children, dont try this at home !
so i deposit $50 ... bin the cash tables ... and fire up some $5 and $10 and a $20 in there somewhere, double up tourneys .... i know, i know, its so bad to chase ...
long story very short ?
my vanity tilt induced re-load balance of $50 ... finished up at $106 ... w00t :) or should that be whew ...
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
the last king of scotland - pt 3
welcome back, gentle reader.
i would have posted on sunday of course, but blogger had other ideas !
winning a forum game ……. cool
winning a blogger game ……. cooler
winning Saturdays with Dr. Pauly blogger game ……. priceless
PokerStars Tournament #106196255,
Pot Limit OmahaBuy-In: $10.00/$1.00
31 players
Total Prize Pool: $310.00
Tournament started - 2008/09/06 - 16:20:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 1st place.
so nice to win it ... again 8)
i would have posted on sunday of course, but blogger had other ideas !
winning a forum game ……. cool
winning a blogger game ……. cooler
winning Saturdays with Dr. Pauly blogger game ……. priceless
PokerStars Tournament #106196255,
Pot Limit OmahaBuy-In: $10.00/$1.00
31 players
Total Prize Pool: $310.00
Tournament started - 2008/09/06 - 16:20:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 1st place.
so nice to win it ... again 8)
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
fancy a quickie ?
welcome back, gentle reader.
yeah, me too is the answer. unfortunately this past week has been the wrong kind ... only sharp exits from tourneys, meh
well, the table finally appeared here ... lol sometimes i wish i hadn't bothered
last sundays game i played my exit hand beautifully ...
i limped in and the sb completes and ... the bb mrC ... raises ...wheeee :)
so i re-raise all-in, damn, should have flat called and pushed the flop, cough cough
anyway mrC uses his time, eventually calls,
my 99 v his AT ... i hit my set on the flop ... w00t ... he hit his straight on the turn, bugger
last nights britBlogger challenge game had not one but two special guests
non other than mr mookie and canada's first lady
as ever my timing was immaculate ... grrrrr
mookie was short, Kat had me covered
they are sb and bb ... time to make a move, a wee steal, dont mind a caller ... b00m
straight into Kats' gawd damned bullitts ....... ooops
during this i was playing some freeroll MillionPoundChallenge, 300 odd runners and only one $500 prize. anyway, got down to two tables, tried to steal while short and ran into JJ, fawk me
oh there was a good ending to last night. playing pl08 cash, lost half a buy-in with the usual nonsense ... A2 no good on high boards ... QQTJ no good on low boards ... yawn
managed to claw it back thru sheer patience and finally finally hitting a few hands ... my roi ?? a mind blowing 5%
btw if there is one tourney we all like to win, its a forum game. took down the ukff stud8 game last friday, i think ??
played quite well, my hands held up, they folded when i had air :) for most of that one i had the pleasure of teaulc at my table, gg sir.
yeah, me too is the answer. unfortunately this past week has been the wrong kind ... only sharp exits from tourneys, meh
well, the table finally appeared here ... lol sometimes i wish i hadn't bothered
last sundays game i played my exit hand beautifully ...
i limped in and the sb completes and ... the bb mrC ... raises ...wheeee :)
so i re-raise all-in, damn, should have flat called and pushed the flop, cough cough
anyway mrC uses his time, eventually calls,
my 99 v his AT ... i hit my set on the flop ... w00t ... he hit his straight on the turn, bugger
last nights britBlogger challenge game had not one but two special guests
non other than mr mookie and canada's first lady
as ever my timing was immaculate ... grrrrr
mookie was short, Kat had me covered
they are sb and bb ... time to make a move, a wee steal, dont mind a caller ... b00m
straight into Kats' gawd damned bullitts ....... ooops
during this i was playing some freeroll MillionPoundChallenge, 300 odd runners and only one $500 prize. anyway, got down to two tables, tried to steal while short and ran into JJ, fawk me
oh there was a good ending to last night. playing pl08 cash, lost half a buy-in with the usual nonsense ... A2 no good on high boards ... QQTJ no good on low boards ... yawn
managed to claw it back thru sheer patience and finally finally hitting a few hands ... my roi ?? a mind blowing 5%
btw if there is one tourney we all like to win, its a forum game. took down the ukff stud8 game last friday, i think ??
played quite well, my hands held up, they folded when i had air :) for most of that one i had the pleasure of teaulc at my table, gg sir.
Friday, 22 August 2008
4 months later
welcome back, gentle reader.
sorry folks, very little poker content but seems i missed a real fucking soup drama elsewhere.
poor old jones got himself ... well, stiffed, almost. i do believe he is sorted but poker4ever (no link as he deleted another blog !) name's now mud !!
elsewhere this fish has changed his mind again ! lol please stop, you're killing me. every time a new idea comes along i jump on board or i use my own variation of said idea, meh ! all good clean fun, generally not good for the bankroll *)
my own poker has been sailing along ...... in a fucking stormy sea, if you get my drift ... up an down like a whores knickers ... am i allowed to say that ? surely its a bit non pc ? fuck it, whatever.
so some minor successes.
$5 + $0.50 Tournament Fixed Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $5.00 + $0.50 160 players
You finished the tournament in 16th place.There has been $8.00 added to your account.
Buy-In: $0.10 lmfao the dark side again :)
360 players
You finished the tournament in 7th place.A $1.30 award has been credited ...
Buy-In: 50 FPP
936 players
$1000.00 added
You finished the tournament in 28th place.A $3.00 award has been credited ...
ha ha ha 900+ runners and i blagged a top 30 finish ?? fucking outstanding i say :)
as ever, i cannot leave pl08 alone ... and why the fuck should i ...
PL Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $10.00 + $1.00
152 players
You finished the tournament in 12th place.There has been $22.80 added to your account.
ok enough of my heroic exploits :)
trawling thru my (junk )email, found this poukker , which i did join, just for the added bonus tournaments !! lmfao dont hold your breath though ! when they get 2000 members and the freerolls kick off ... just dont say i didn't tell you.
holy fucking shit, added a new link and tried it out .... fucking awesome !! its the first link under "linkettes" ... grieta, if only u paid me baby !! i would spam the world ... then again the more people i tell ... the more people might join suggested tournaments ... fuck me, did i just shoot myself in the foot ??
speaking of such. in newcastle for a couple of days and missed battleOfTheBloggers tuesday game, meh
and i see mrProlific is , well, anything but, drop by and give him a kick !!
really-hope-he-did-not-fall-off-his-fucking-boat
and on a cheerier note, for the amagays and puds, really really N.S.F.W.
( ps i cannot claim any credit for the redhead, its al Al's fault ... lucky bastard )
sorry folks, very little poker content but seems i missed a real fucking soup drama elsewhere.
poor old jones got himself ... well, stiffed, almost. i do believe he is sorted but poker4ever (no link as he deleted another blog !) name's now mud !!
elsewhere this fish has changed his mind again ! lol please stop, you're killing me. every time a new idea comes along i jump on board or i use my own variation of said idea, meh ! all good clean fun, generally not good for the bankroll *)
my own poker has been sailing along ...... in a fucking stormy sea, if you get my drift ... up an down like a whores knickers ... am i allowed to say that ? surely its a bit non pc ? fuck it, whatever.
so some minor successes.
$5 + $0.50 Tournament Fixed Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $5.00 + $0.50 160 players
You finished the tournament in 16th place.There has been $8.00 added to your account.
Buy-In: $0.10 lmfao the dark side again :)
360 players
You finished the tournament in 7th place.A $1.30 award has been credited ...
Buy-In: 50 FPP
936 players
$1000.00 added
You finished the tournament in 28th place.A $3.00 award has been credited ...
ha ha ha 900+ runners and i blagged a top 30 finish ?? fucking outstanding i say :)
as ever, i cannot leave pl08 alone ... and why the fuck should i ...
PL Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $10.00 + $1.00
152 players
You finished the tournament in 12th place.There has been $22.80 added to your account.
ok enough of my heroic exploits :)
trawling thru my (junk )email, found this poukker , which i did join, just for the added bonus tournaments !! lmfao dont hold your breath though ! when they get 2000 members and the freerolls kick off ... just dont say i didn't tell you.
holy fucking shit, added a new link and tried it out .... fucking awesome !! its the first link under "linkettes" ... grieta, if only u paid me baby !! i would spam the world ... then again the more people i tell ... the more people might join suggested tournaments ... fuck me, did i just shoot myself in the foot ??
speaking of such. in newcastle for a couple of days and missed battleOfTheBloggers tuesday game, meh
and i see mrProlific is , well, anything but, drop by and give him a kick !!
really-hope-he-did-not-fall-off-his-fucking-boat
and on a cheerier note, for the amagays and puds, really really N.S.F.W.
( ps i cannot claim any credit for the redhead, its al Al's fault ... lucky bastard )
Saturday, 16 August 2008
Take your weapon !
Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless.
Take your weapon !
Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
ha ha ha knew i would get to use that great line (not so great movie) again, see cell1919 doubt me not :)
ok been in training for this damned battle of the bloggers ... oh yeah i have been to the dark side ... hopefully the jedi mind trick works on the virtual felt
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #58167199 Early Double - A NL Hold'em
Buy-In: $5.00 + $1.00
1290 players
Total Prize Pool: $6450.00
Start Date: August 15 4:00 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 161st place.
There has been $8.38 added to your account.
and Regulators, please take note *)
PokerStars Tournament #100875579,
HORSE
Buy-In: $3.00/$0.30
320 players
Total Prize Pool: $960.00
Tournament started - 2008/08/15 - 17:45:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 16th place.
A $12.48 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 67.61 tournament leader points in this tournament.
as ever its not the money but the fact i outlasted and sometimes outplayed 300 other cowboys.
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #58163408 $10 + $1 Tournament PL Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $10.00 + $1.00
137 players
Total Prize Pool: $1370.00
Start Date: August 15 3:15 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 14th place.
There has been $17.12 added to your account.
tough pl08 game, just pleased to last the distance, fell short at death though :)
Take your weapon !
Strike me down with all your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.
ha ha ha knew i would get to use that great line (not so great movie) again, see cell1919 doubt me not :)
ok been in training for this damned battle of the bloggers ... oh yeah i have been to the dark side ... hopefully the jedi mind trick works on the virtual felt
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #58167199 Early Double - A NL Hold'em
Buy-In: $5.00 + $1.00
1290 players
Total Prize Pool: $6450.00
Start Date: August 15 4:00 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 161st place.
There has been $8.38 added to your account.
and Regulators, please take note *)
PokerStars Tournament #100875579,
HORSE
Buy-In: $3.00/$0.30
320 players
Total Prize Pool: $960.00
Tournament started - 2008/08/15 - 17:45:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 16th place.
A $12.48 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 67.61 tournament leader points in this tournament.
as ever its not the money but the fact i outlasted and sometimes outplayed 300 other cowboys.
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #58163408 $10 + $1 Tournament PL Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $10.00 + $1.00
137 players
Total Prize Pool: $1370.00
Start Date: August 15 3:15 PM ET
Dear dD,
You finished the tournament in 14th place.
There has been $17.12 added to your account.
tough pl08 game, just pleased to last the distance, fell short at death though :)
Friday, 15 August 2008
battle of the britBloggers - pt1
welcome back, gentle reader.
i have been roused from my lethargy by these fine gentlemen.
Al and mrC and acorn
if you dont already know then pop on over for the full details, but here is a brief summary as i understand it.
3 games a week for the next four weeks which includes the britBlogger as a points scoring game. all games played on fullTilt, yeah the britBlogger is (temporarily??) moving home. its a league system and the two highest points scorers win the prizes ... all expense paid trip to the big smoke for the live recording of some cash game or other :)
btw it all kicks off tomorrow night at 19.00 our time ... wtf mrC ?? ... earlier than usual which, actually, might not be a bad thing. there will be a healthy turnout for tomorrows game as the winner gets an entry into an FTOPS event ... wow !!
all games a measly $5 buy-in usual password "donkament"
dont ask me for help finding these fucking things as i have serious probs finding them myself. the fullTilt lobby is not a friendly place to find a friendly game ... 'stars has us spoiled by showing the tourney name ... but i found it and if i can ... you can !!
oh ffs here .......
full Tilt (tournaments, private)
58147237 Brit Blogger Challenge
( server time 14.00 ) Hold'em NL $5 + $0.50
i have been roused from my lethargy by these fine gentlemen.
Al and mrC and acorn
if you dont already know then pop on over for the full details, but here is a brief summary as i understand it.
3 games a week for the next four weeks which includes the britBlogger as a points scoring game. all games played on fullTilt, yeah the britBlogger is (temporarily??) moving home. its a league system and the two highest points scorers win the prizes ... all expense paid trip to the big smoke for the live recording of some cash game or other :)
btw it all kicks off tomorrow night at 19.00 our time ... wtf mrC ?? ... earlier than usual which, actually, might not be a bad thing. there will be a healthy turnout for tomorrows game as the winner gets an entry into an FTOPS event ... wow !!
all games a measly $5 buy-in usual password "donkament"
dont ask me for help finding these fucking things as i have serious probs finding them myself. the fullTilt lobby is not a friendly place to find a friendly game ... 'stars has us spoiled by showing the tourney name ... but i found it and if i can ... you can !!
oh ffs here .......
full Tilt (tournaments, private)
58147237 Brit Blogger Challenge
( server time 14.00 ) Hold'em NL $5 + $0.50
Thursday, 7 August 2008
faulty towers - pt1
fuck me i am livid !!
blagged 3rd place here .... now she may be a very very good player, but fuck me she made some fucking loose calls .... and one of her loose calls consigned me to third ... the worst part is, i was at her table for over an hour .... she knew i was fucking onto her ... i raise she fucking folds ... fuck fuck fuck
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #57220032
$10 + $1 Tournament
PL Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $10.00 + $1.00
137 players
Total Prize Pool: $1370.00
Start Date: August 6 3:15 PM ET
You finished the tournament in 3rd place
honestly, i am absolutely fucking livid .......
next time, bitch
blagged 3rd place here .... now she may be a very very good player, but fuck me she made some fucking loose calls .... and one of her loose calls consigned me to third ... the worst part is, i was at her table for over an hour .... she knew i was fucking onto her ... i raise she fucking folds ... fuck fuck fuck
Full Tilt Poker Tournament #57220032
$10 + $1 Tournament
PL Omaha H/L
Buy-In: $10.00 + $1.00
137 players
Total Prize Pool: $1370.00
Start Date: August 6 3:15 PM ET
You finished the tournament in 3rd place
honestly, i am absolutely fucking livid .......
next time, bitch
Thursday, 31 July 2008
strike 3 - pt3
welcome back, gentle reader
omfg it gets worse. any of you donkeys have a clue ??
PokerStars Tournament #99227279, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
360 players
Total Prize Pool: $36.00
Tournament started - 2008/07/31 - 16:26:29 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 2nd place.
A $6.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 72.99 tournament leader points in this tournament.
creamed by a pl08 donkey, come on people !!
omfg it gets worse. any of you donkeys have a clue ??
PokerStars Tournament #99227279, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
360 players
Total Prize Pool: $36.00
Tournament started - 2008/07/31 - 16:26:29 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 2nd place.
A $6.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 72.99 tournament leader points in this tournament.
creamed by a pl08 donkey, come on people !!
strike 2 - pt2
welcome back, gentle reader
PokerStars Tournament #99203228, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
360 players
Total Prize Pool: $36.00
Tournament started - 2008/07/31 - 14:22:29 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 4th place.
A $2.80 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 51.61 tournament leader points in this tournament.
you lot should be thouroughly ashamed, ffs
hang your head.
PokerStars Tournament #99203228, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.10
360 players
Total Prize Pool: $36.00
Tournament started - 2008/07/31 - 14:22:29 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 4th place.
A $2.80 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 51.61 tournament leader points in this tournament.
you lot should be thouroughly ashamed, ffs
hang your head.
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
Book of Revelation
welcome back, gentle reader
i dont often post this early in the week as i am usually too tired after a herd weekends graft ... graft=beer+poker+late nights :) this weekend was no different ... lmfao !! i wish *)
started well enough, Acorn phoned and asked if i fancied a wee live game over at his cousins. who was i to refuse ? he was doing the driving :) there were only five of us and it was a £5 rebuy with Acorn and i ending heads up
with his AJ v my A9 .... a 9 on the turn, big cheer .... J on the fawking river boooooo !!
i'll fire this piece in here 'cause i cant remember the exact timeline .... but according to my stats, blog type stats that is, i had been getting over a dozen (wow) visits a day ... with nary a comment in sight .... not surprising you say, considering some of the drivel i write :)
i have to say i was very curious as to whom these visitors were. then i was talking to the mrs on the phone .... lots of stuff came out, but the pertinent one was, you guessed it, she reads my blog ... fawk me !! the more i thought about it the less surprised i was. the troubling thought was she was reading but not telling, go figure, huh. anyway, she was less than impressed with a few things, blog related, but so be it, i have nothing to hide.
my main thought was, yey ! the truth is out there ! (x-files theme tune just rattled thru your brain, didn't it) at last, perhaps a new beginning for us ?? her idea of a new beginning was not quite my idea ... she never spoke to me for three fucking days.
i am very much a if-you-might-not-like-the-answer-dont-ask-the-damned-question type of person and that goes for this blog. dont like it ? dont read it. ( then again, perhaps
Rosie is correct "you are a man and therefor a cunt" )
of course, whats written here, could of course be misconstrued, misinterpreted and just taken the wrong way, then again, many a "funny" comment or line in a chat box has started more than one blog war !!
if in doubt, seek clarification :)
so what happened saturday ... lol tried playing whack-a-mole-nlhe .... thats right .... multi-tabling where there are more games going than you have available screen space .... lol the table pops up and whack ! decision time, in like 3 secs before the next one pops up ! great fun but i do need a larger bankroll to get to grips with it :)
sunday was a rTr admin v us v serfs or along those lines. my excuse for not winning ? by the time i shoved ... my 44 dominated Lou's AK :) i think the obligatory A fell somewhere ... i was feeling like shit and really only wanted to go and lie down :) honestly.
there was one very interesting hand i played against this pro fish and his comment "it doesn't make sense" when i bet the river, made me mighty happy. not everyday a pro comments like that :)
Level III (25/50) - 9-max
4: ResdentEvil (2515 in chips)
Seat 5: simonjjj (2230 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS *** [Jd Th]
*** FLOP *** [Kd 4d Qd]
ResdentEvil: bets 50
simonjjj: raises 150 to 200
ResdentEvil: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Kd 4d Qd] [Ah]
ResdentEvil: checks
simonjjj: bets 300
ResdentEvil: raises 300 to 600
simonjjj: calls 300
*** RIVER *** [Kd 4d Qd Ah] [3d]
ResdentEvil: bets 600
simonjjj said, "dont make sense"
ResdentEvil said, "call :)"
simonjjj said, "should have shoved turn"
simonjjj said, "flopped 2 pr"
ResdentEvil said, ":))"
simonjjj: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Jd Th] (a flush, King high)
simonjjj said, ";dsijriuers"
simonjjj: mucks hand
ResdentEvil collected 2900 from pot
simonjjj said, "nh"
(btw he did indeed flop 2pr, but i would have called his shove :)
i dont often post this early in the week as i am usually too tired after a herd weekends graft ... graft=beer+poker+late nights :) this weekend was no different ... lmfao !! i wish *)
started well enough, Acorn phoned and asked if i fancied a wee live game over at his cousins. who was i to refuse ? he was doing the driving :) there were only five of us and it was a £5 rebuy with Acorn and i ending heads up
with his AJ v my A9 .... a 9 on the turn, big cheer .... J on the fawking river boooooo !!
i'll fire this piece in here 'cause i cant remember the exact timeline .... but according to my stats, blog type stats that is, i had been getting over a dozen (wow) visits a day ... with nary a comment in sight .... not surprising you say, considering some of the drivel i write :)
i have to say i was very curious as to whom these visitors were. then i was talking to the mrs on the phone .... lots of stuff came out, but the pertinent one was, you guessed it, she reads my blog ... fawk me !! the more i thought about it the less surprised i was. the troubling thought was she was reading but not telling, go figure, huh. anyway, she was less than impressed with a few things, blog related, but so be it, i have nothing to hide.
my main thought was, yey ! the truth is out there ! (x-files theme tune just rattled thru your brain, didn't it) at last, perhaps a new beginning for us ?? her idea of a new beginning was not quite my idea ... she never spoke to me for three fucking days.
i am very much a if-you-might-not-like-the-answer-dont-ask-the-damned-question type of person and that goes for this blog. dont like it ? dont read it. ( then again, perhaps
Rosie is correct "you are a man and therefor a cunt" )
of course, whats written here, could of course be misconstrued, misinterpreted and just taken the wrong way, then again, many a "funny" comment or line in a chat box has started more than one blog war !!
if in doubt, seek clarification :)
so what happened saturday ... lol tried playing whack-a-mole-nlhe .... thats right .... multi-tabling where there are more games going than you have available screen space .... lol the table pops up and whack ! decision time, in like 3 secs before the next one pops up ! great fun but i do need a larger bankroll to get to grips with it :)
sunday was a rTr admin v us v serfs or along those lines. my excuse for not winning ? by the time i shoved ... my 44 dominated Lou's AK :) i think the obligatory A fell somewhere ... i was feeling like shit and really only wanted to go and lie down :) honestly.
there was one very interesting hand i played against this pro fish and his comment "it doesn't make sense" when i bet the river, made me mighty happy. not everyday a pro comments like that :)
Level III (25/50) - 9-max
4: ResdentEvil (2515 in chips)
Seat 5: simonjjj (2230 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS *** [Jd Th]
*** FLOP *** [Kd 4d Qd]
ResdentEvil: bets 50
simonjjj: raises 150 to 200
ResdentEvil: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Kd 4d Qd] [Ah]
ResdentEvil: checks
simonjjj: bets 300
ResdentEvil: raises 300 to 600
simonjjj: calls 300
*** RIVER *** [Kd 4d Qd Ah] [3d]
ResdentEvil: bets 600
simonjjj said, "dont make sense"
ResdentEvil said, "call :)"
simonjjj said, "should have shoved turn"
simonjjj said, "flopped 2 pr"
ResdentEvil said, ":))"
simonjjj: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Jd Th] (a flush, King high)
simonjjj said, ";dsijriuers"
simonjjj: mucks hand
ResdentEvil collected 2900 from pot
simonjjj said, "nh"
(btw he did indeed flop 2pr, but i would have called his shove :)
Thursday, 17 July 2008
fuel55's gold - pt2
welcome back, gentle reader.
Full Tilt Poker Game #7236990751: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (55017895),
Table 1 - 300/600 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 19:05:08 ET - 2008/07/15
Seat 2: rockfish7 (4,318)
Seat 3: Vizsla-Dog (4,168)
Seat 6: V5877 (1,884)
Seat 7: koz31 (1,270)
Seat 9: dD (1,860)
dD posts the small blind of 300
rockfish7 posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to dD [5h 5s 6h 8h]
Vizsla-Dog folds
V5877 folds
koz31 folds
dD calls 300
rockfish7 checks
*** FLOP *** [5d 5c 2h] ....... gin (trick is to keep him in)
dD checks .............................. check in case his low has been counterfeited
rockfish7 checks .................... damn
*** TURN *** [5d 5c 2h] [Kc]
dD checks ............................... lets hope he has caught something now
rockfish7 bets 600 ................. thats better
dD has 15 seconds left to act
dD raises to 1,260, and is all in ... he cant fold now, can he ?
rockfish7 has 15 seconds left to act
rockfish7 calls 660 ..................... excellent
dD shows [5h 5s 6h 8h]
rockfish7 shows [3c 9h Js 7s] ... wow !!!!
*** RIVER *** [5d 5c 2h Kc] [Jc]
dD shows four of a kind, Fives, for high
rockfish7 shows two pair, Jacks and Fives, for high
dD wins the pot (3,720) with four of a kind, Fives
No low hand qualified
presto knows no bounds.
Full Tilt Poker Game #7236990751: $11 + $1 Sit & Go (Turbo) (55017895),
Table 1 - 300/600 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 19:05:08 ET - 2008/07/15
Seat 2: rockfish7 (4,318)
Seat 3: Vizsla-Dog (4,168)
Seat 6: V5877 (1,884)
Seat 7: koz31 (1,270)
Seat 9: dD (1,860)
dD posts the small blind of 300
rockfish7 posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to dD [5h 5s 6h 8h]
Vizsla-Dog folds
V5877 folds
koz31 folds
dD calls 300
rockfish7 checks
*** FLOP *** [5d 5c 2h] ....... gin (trick is to keep him in)
dD checks .............................. check in case his low has been counterfeited
rockfish7 checks .................... damn
*** TURN *** [5d 5c 2h] [Kc]
dD checks ............................... lets hope he has caught something now
rockfish7 bets 600 ................. thats better
dD has 15 seconds left to act
dD raises to 1,260, and is all in ... he cant fold now, can he ?
rockfish7 has 15 seconds left to act
rockfish7 calls 660 ..................... excellent
dD shows [5h 5s 6h 8h]
rockfish7 shows [3c 9h Js 7s] ... wow !!!!
*** RIVER *** [5d 5c 2h Kc] [Jc]
dD shows four of a kind, Fives, for high
rockfish7 shows two pair, Jacks and Fives, for high
dD wins the pot (3,720) with four of a kind, Fives
No low hand qualified
presto knows no bounds.
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
The Dark Half - Stephen King, 1989
welcome back, gentle reader.
one bitch back, one bitch gone.
the removal guys came in on thursday, packed stuff in boxes for several hours, then left. on friday they returned, team handed, packed lots more stuff and this time loaded it all into their van, then they left, van included. sometime early saturday afternoon the van arrived at its destination in Englandshire. on sunday, i loaded the brood and the last of their stuff into the car and headed for their new home in Englandshire. 6 years, 3 kids, 0 help. enough was enough i guess, she missed her family. hopefully, back with her real friends and family, she will get some much needed help and support. on monday i got on the train and headed home, alone.
there are still a few things to be done to the house before it goes up for sale, great timing huh ? should get them done in a few weeks then try and get it sold and then ... well there a few things in the pipeline to allow me to transfer down south, so at the very least i will get to see the kids more often. i wonder if the enforced break will allow us two bitches to get our acts together ??
next time you whinge about the cost of petrol ...
When you cry for cheaper oil, do you know what you are really asking for? Gordon Brown has just shown us. He has unwittingly exposed the pipeline that runs from your petrol station to the poisoned people of the Niger Delta. The more you howl for cheap oil, the more they will be Shell-shocked into submission.
To understand, you need to know the story of the Niger Delta, a once lush land of mangrove swamps at the base of Nigeria. In the late 1950s, in the final days of British imperial rule, Shell's local subsidiary discovered it lay on top of vast pools of oil. Britain immediately became its number one user, with the US close behind. In the long decades since, more than $200bn worth of oil and gas has been pumped from beneath the Delta people's feet.
So you would imagine the Niger Delta must now be an oasis of riches, with its 30m people bathing in wealth. But no: they live with nothing and die by the age of 40. While the lifeblood of twenty-first century techno-life is pumped from their land, they live in the Stone Age, with no schools, no hospitals and barely any electricity. They have felt three effects from the petrol. Their land has been poisoned by oil spills; the fish they lived off have been turned into stunted, toxic rarities; and when they ask for compensation, they are shot at.
full article HERE
No doubt Brown will say the British soldiers would also provide human rights training to Nigerian soldiers. But the reason Nigerian soldiers are there is to suppress the local people so their oil can be seized. How do you slather human rights training on top of a mission like that?
An old woman from the Delta tries, in the new American documentary Sweet Crude, to talk directly to you. She says: "I'd like people all over the world to realise there's a segment of humanity suffering as a result of oil production – ordinary men, women, children. They should think about them and not think simply of energy. Think of us as people. That's more important than anything."
But while we are unrepentant junkies, howling for cheap petrol, will we be able to hear her?
one bitch back, one bitch gone.
the removal guys came in on thursday, packed stuff in boxes for several hours, then left. on friday they returned, team handed, packed lots more stuff and this time loaded it all into their van, then they left, van included. sometime early saturday afternoon the van arrived at its destination in Englandshire. on sunday, i loaded the brood and the last of their stuff into the car and headed for their new home in Englandshire. 6 years, 3 kids, 0 help. enough was enough i guess, she missed her family. hopefully, back with her real friends and family, she will get some much needed help and support. on monday i got on the train and headed home, alone.
there are still a few things to be done to the house before it goes up for sale, great timing huh ? should get them done in a few weeks then try and get it sold and then ... well there a few things in the pipeline to allow me to transfer down south, so at the very least i will get to see the kids more often. i wonder if the enforced break will allow us two bitches to get our acts together ??
next time you whinge about the cost of petrol ...
When you cry for cheaper oil, do you know what you are really asking for? Gordon Brown has just shown us. He has unwittingly exposed the pipeline that runs from your petrol station to the poisoned people of the Niger Delta. The more you howl for cheap oil, the more they will be Shell-shocked into submission.
To understand, you need to know the story of the Niger Delta, a once lush land of mangrove swamps at the base of Nigeria. In the late 1950s, in the final days of British imperial rule, Shell's local subsidiary discovered it lay on top of vast pools of oil. Britain immediately became its number one user, with the US close behind. In the long decades since, more than $200bn worth of oil and gas has been pumped from beneath the Delta people's feet.
So you would imagine the Niger Delta must now be an oasis of riches, with its 30m people bathing in wealth. But no: they live with nothing and die by the age of 40. While the lifeblood of twenty-first century techno-life is pumped from their land, they live in the Stone Age, with no schools, no hospitals and barely any electricity. They have felt three effects from the petrol. Their land has been poisoned by oil spills; the fish they lived off have been turned into stunted, toxic rarities; and when they ask for compensation, they are shot at.
full article HERE
No doubt Brown will say the British soldiers would also provide human rights training to Nigerian soldiers. But the reason Nigerian soldiers are there is to suppress the local people so their oil can be seized. How do you slather human rights training on top of a mission like that?
An old woman from the Delta tries, in the new American documentary Sweet Crude, to talk directly to you. She says: "I'd like people all over the world to realise there's a segment of humanity suffering as a result of oil production – ordinary men, women, children. They should think about them and not think simply of energy. Think of us as people. That's more important than anything."
But while we are unrepentant junkies, howling for cheap petrol, will we be able to hear her?
Thursday, 19 June 2008
retro - pt1
welcome back, gentle reader.
i suppose the first thing i should point out is my (meager) poker content has moved,
HERE
going to give it a try and see how things go. i can access the new blog during daylight hours if you catch my drift. the only problem so far is the fact that i do not have complete control over it. ie any template amendments have to be uploaded by rTr which is a bit of a bummer and a pain in the bummer, tbh. lol bet rTr think i am a pain in the a$$ wanting all the changes that i do !!
what do i do with this piece of bloggerdom ? lol don't worry, i wont delete it ... just be a little quieter, for a few months at any rate. come the start of august, i will have a little more time on my hands ...
but as they say, thats another story .......
( to be continued )
i suppose the first thing i should point out is my (meager) poker content has moved,
HERE
going to give it a try and see how things go. i can access the new blog during daylight hours if you catch my drift. the only problem so far is the fact that i do not have complete control over it. ie any template amendments have to be uploaded by rTr which is a bit of a bummer and a pain in the bummer, tbh. lol bet rTr think i am a pain in the a$$ wanting all the changes that i do !!
what do i do with this piece of bloggerdom ? lol don't worry, i wont delete it ... just be a little quieter, for a few months at any rate. come the start of august, i will have a little more time on my hands ...
but as they say, thats another story .......
( to be continued )
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Twin Peaks - pt1
welcome back, gentle reader.
i am not sure it was wise to open the box !
fullTilt
Overall OPR Rank: 59,058 of 916,296
Full Tilt Poker OPR Rank: 16,353 of 273,989
partyPoker
Overall OPR Rank: n/a of 916,296
Party Poker OPR Rank: n/a of 46,554
pokerStars
Overall OPR Rank: 225,003 of 916,296
PokerStars OPR Rank: 120,279 of 497,355
room for improvement !!
i am not sure it was wise to open the box !
fullTilt
Overall OPR Rank: 59,058 of 916,296
Full Tilt Poker OPR Rank: 16,353 of 273,989
partyPoker
Overall OPR Rank: n/a of 916,296
Party Poker OPR Rank: n/a of 46,554
pokerStars
Overall OPR Rank: 225,003 of 916,296
PokerStars OPR Rank: 120,279 of 497,355
room for improvement !!
Monday, 2 June 2008
FTSE 100 - pt1
welcome back, gentle reader.
oh man you gotta laugh. some people do monthly financial updates, hell some do it daily ! mine make such exciting reading i thought i'd better limit it to six monthly, in case the excitement of weekly updates would be to much for some.
so i had a trawl through my congrats emails and this is what i came up with. for those who like to cut to the chase, here is the summary.
i have not reloaded stars or fullTilt since christmas time. so the money on there is all profit, such as it is. both sites started at around $50 and i now have around a couple of hundred on each :)
not to bad for a recreational player and low stakes one at that. it would be more but i like to take shots, meh !
ignoring taking shots, my game has, i think, improved quite a bit, just need to reign in my dial-a-shot mentality. well the proof is in the pudding as they say ... was going to cut'n'paste the emails in but that even bored the arse off me ! so it would send my reader running to the hills ...
btw blame ukgatsby for the format :)
HORSE $35/$3 ..8 players - 1st $140.00 jan 08 - dial a shot goes right for once.
HORSE $3/$.30 ..352 players - 18th $8.45 feb 08
HORSE $3/$.30 ..520 players - 47th $6.24 feb 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..108 players - 6th $24.30 mar 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..112 players - 9th $12.32 mar 08
HORSE $50/$5 ..8 players - 2nd $120.00 mar 08 - dial a shot goes right ... almost.
HORSE $5/$.50 ..50 players - 1st $92.50 mar 08
march madness arrived = tilt & to many dial-a-shots = give it all back :(
pl08b $15/$1 ..18 players - 1st $108 april 08
pl08b $2/$.20 ...562 players - 35th $4.61 april 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..60 players - 2nd $69 may 08
pl0 $10/$1 ..19 players - 1st $95 may 08
pl0 $10/$1 ..21 players - 1st $105 may 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..85 players - 1st $133.88 may 08
$5 head hunter 7th $18.30 may 08
$x pl08 ?? ........ 1st $60 may 08 .... the email is corrupted
$4.40 SCALP collector 27th $11.16 in heads may 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..94 players - 2nd $96.82 may 08
stud hi/lo $5/$.50 ..14 players - 1st $35 may 08
HORSE $10/$1 ...152 players - 11th $28.88 may 08
if you made it this far, well done.
at least you wont have to read another of these 'till christmas.
oh man you gotta laugh. some people do monthly financial updates, hell some do it daily ! mine make such exciting reading i thought i'd better limit it to six monthly, in case the excitement of weekly updates would be to much for some.
so i had a trawl through my congrats emails and this is what i came up with. for those who like to cut to the chase, here is the summary.
i have not reloaded stars or fullTilt since christmas time. so the money on there is all profit, such as it is. both sites started at around $50 and i now have around a couple of hundred on each :)
not to bad for a recreational player and low stakes one at that. it would be more but i like to take shots, meh !
ignoring taking shots, my game has, i think, improved quite a bit, just need to reign in my dial-a-shot mentality. well the proof is in the pudding as they say ... was going to cut'n'paste the emails in but that even bored the arse off me ! so it would send my reader running to the hills ...
btw blame ukgatsby for the format :)
HORSE $35/$3 ..8 players - 1st $140.00 jan 08 - dial a shot goes right for once.
HORSE $3/$.30 ..352 players - 18th $8.45 feb 08
HORSE $3/$.30 ..520 players - 47th $6.24 feb 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..108 players - 6th $24.30 mar 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..112 players - 9th $12.32 mar 08
HORSE $50/$5 ..8 players - 2nd $120.00 mar 08 - dial a shot goes right ... almost.
HORSE $5/$.50 ..50 players - 1st $92.50 mar 08
march madness arrived = tilt & to many dial-a-shots = give it all back :(
pl08b $15/$1 ..18 players - 1st $108 april 08
pl08b $2/$.20 ...562 players - 35th $4.61 april 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..60 players - 2nd $69 may 08
pl0 $10/$1 ..19 players - 1st $95 may 08
pl0 $10/$1 ..21 players - 1st $105 may 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..85 players - 1st $133.88 may 08
$5 head hunter 7th $18.30 may 08
$x pl08 ?? ........ 1st $60 may 08 .... the email is corrupted
$4.40 SCALP collector 27th $11.16 in heads may 08
HORSE $5/$.50 ..94 players - 2nd $96.82 may 08
stud hi/lo $5/$.50 ..14 players - 1st $35 may 08
HORSE $10/$1 ...152 players - 11th $28.88 may 08
if you made it this far, well done.
at least you wont have to read another of these 'till christmas.
Saturday, 17 May 2008
the last king of scotland - pt 2
welcome back, gentle reader
tha last king reigns, sweet.
i did not think there would be a part 2 ...
the fairy tale lives on ....
Sunday, 11 May 2008
3 card brag - pt 1
welcome back, gentle reader
PokerStars Tournament #87288329, ( Saturdays With Dr. Pauly )
Pot Limit Omaha
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
19 players
Total Prize Pool: $190.00
Tournament started - 2008/05/10 - 16:20:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $95.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Congratulations!
Thank you for participating
just a matter of time before the Brits made an impact ...
PokerStars Tournament #87288329, ( Saturdays With Dr. Pauly )
Pot Limit Omaha
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
19 players
Total Prize Pool: $190.00
Tournament started - 2008/05/10 - 16:20:00 (ET)
Dear ResdentEvil,
You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $95.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Congratulations!
Thank you for participating
just a matter of time before the Brits made an impact ...
Thursday, 8 May 2008
the Quest - pt 1 (FTOPS viii)
welcome back, gentle reader. just a quickie. won my first ever fT token by the proverbial mile, so you know how soft the game must have been.
i would dearly love to sat my way into ftops viii. don't hold your breath, since my playing time is extremely limited ... i may not even get the chance to play the token :(
as i said in my rTr post, i would like to tackle 3 of the events ... $900 buy-in ... ffs who am i kidding !! the one event i would play is of course the HORSE one ... which just happens to be the most expensive event, of course ... a mere $500 buy-in ...
anyone want to buy a piece of my a$$ .......
b00m ... back to reality ...
i'll let you know of any progress with my $26 token ...
Wednesday, 30 April 2008
nightmare on elm street - (ccna) pt1
welcome back, gentle reader.(why has this pic fucked up my formatting ? grrrrr )
that little pic tells the story of my pokerless life for the last fortnight !
and that is just module 1 ... only 3 more to go !
ah the nightmare ??
ok, since you asked. btw passmark is 70% ... or 35 whole questions from 50 ... weighted questions ... meh !
sat the module one final exam tonight and attained the 70% passmark, big fcuking deal i hear you mutter...
fair comment, except ... its an online exam, 50 questions, 1hr 15 complete them ... i was expecting 90mins ... oops
so off we go. now to be fair, our lecturer has always said the main problem with cisco exams, will be running out of time. little did i realise ....
i finish question 48 and a quick look at the timer tells me i have 9mins left ... whew, gonna at least get to answer all the questions ... b00m !!
the "pop up blocked" bar starts flashing like crazy at the top of my browser window ... no worries, right click and tell it to allow pop-ups ...
omfg ! wtf ... seriously seriously what the fuck ???
the answers for questions 37-48 have all fucking disappeared ... nooooooo !! noooooo!!
oh yes they have ... i now have 9mins to answer 14 questions ... fcuking bad beat city and not a poker table in sight ... think i remembered half the answers i'd previously entered ... and the rest ??
sometimes you really have to just go with "the feeling" ...
Sunday, 27 April 2008
a game of skill, right ? - pt 3
welcome back, gentle reader.
Seat 2: ResdentEvil (13650 in chips)
Seat 5: markerock68 (13350 in chips)
ResdentEvil: posts the ante 150
markerock68: posts the ante 150
markerock68: posts small blind 1500
ResdentEvil: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Ad Kd Jc 2c]
markerock68: raises 10200 to 13200 and is all-in
ResdentEvil: calls 10200
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qd Jd]***
TURN *** [Ks Qd Jd] [As]***
RIVER *** [Ks Qd Jd As] [4c]***
SHOW DOWN ***ResdentEvil: shows [Ad Kd Jc 2c] (HI: two pair, Aces and Kings)
markerock68: shows [9d Qc 2h 3d] (HI: a pair of Queens)
ResdentEvil collected 26700 from pot
No low hand qualified
hmmmm ..... i would prolly call as well :)
nice too see the best hand hold up, thats all i can say *)
Seat 2: ResdentEvil (13650 in chips)
Seat 5: markerock68 (13350 in chips)
ResdentEvil: posts the ante 150
markerock68: posts the ante 150
markerock68: posts small blind 1500
ResdentEvil: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Ad Kd Jc 2c]
markerock68: raises 10200 to 13200 and is all-in
ResdentEvil: calls 10200
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qd Jd]***
TURN *** [Ks Qd Jd] [As]***
RIVER *** [Ks Qd Jd As] [4c]***
SHOW DOWN ***ResdentEvil: shows [Ad Kd Jc 2c] (HI: two pair, Aces and Kings)
markerock68: shows [9d Qc 2h 3d] (HI: a pair of Queens)
ResdentEvil collected 26700 from pot
No low hand qualified
hmmmm ..... i would prolly call as well :)
nice too see the best hand hold up, thats all i can say *)
a game of skill, right ? - pt 2
welcome back, gentle reader.
Seat 2: ResdentEvil (9019 in chips)
Seat 8: blackwidow48 (17981 in chips)
ResdentEvil: posts the ante 75
blackwidow48: posts the ante 75
ResdentEvil: posts small blind 800
blackwidow48: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Ad Ac 8h Js]
ResdentEvil: raises 7344 to 8944 and is all-in
blackwidow48: calls 7344
*** FLOP *** [Qd 8d 9d]
*** TURN *** [Qd 8d 9d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 8d 9d 5s] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blackwidow48: shows [Qh 2h 4s 8c] (HI: two pair, Queens and Eights)
ResdentEvil: shows [Ad Ac 8h Js] (HI: a pair of Aces)
blackwidow48 collected 18038 from pot
No low hand qualified
oh well, next please,
Seat 2: ResdentEvil (9019 in chips)
Seat 8: blackwidow48 (17981 in chips)
ResdentEvil: posts the ante 75
blackwidow48: posts the ante 75
ResdentEvil: posts small blind 800
blackwidow48: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Ad Ac 8h Js]
ResdentEvil: raises 7344 to 8944 and is all-in
blackwidow48: calls 7344
*** FLOP *** [Qd 8d 9d]
*** TURN *** [Qd 8d 9d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 8d 9d 5s] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
blackwidow48: shows [Qh 2h 4s 8c] (HI: two pair, Queens and Eights)
ResdentEvil: shows [Ad Ac 8h Js] (HI: a pair of Aces)
blackwidow48 collected 18038 from pot
No low hand qualified
oh well, next please,
a game of skill, right ?
welcome back, gentle reader.
its one of these "you decide" type posts.
the game is pl08b or rather noLimit 08b.
and the very first hand ...
klausimausi8: raises 80 to 100
mstallstars: raises 1400 to 1500 and is all-in
BabyChewawa: calls 1480 and is all-in
klausimausi8: calls 1400 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Th Ts 8h]
*** TURN *** [Th Ts 8h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Th Ts 8h Jd] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN***
BabyChewawa: shows [Ad Ah 9c 4d] (HI: two pair, Aces and Tens)
klausimausi8: shows [Qc 9s 7h 7s] (HI: a straight, Eight to Queen) ... omfg
mstallstars: shows [4c Ac As 4s] (HI: two pair, Aces and Tens)
klausimausi8 collected 4550 from pot
No low hand qualified
holy $hit batman ... and it didn't take too long and he is at it again
*** FLOP *** [3s 6d 3h]
klausimausi8: bets 4390 and is all-in
flyersfan17: calls 2925 and is all-in
angelwing57: folds
NHRK11: calls 1045 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s 6d 3h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6d 3h Ts] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
klausimausi8: shows [9d 6h 8d 9h] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Threes)
flyersfan17: shows [Jh 2c Tc Ac] (HI: two pair, Tens and Threes)
klausimausi8 collected 3760 from side pot-2
NHRK11: shows [2s Qc Ks Ah] (HI: a flush, King high)
klausimausi8 collected 3135 from side pot-1
MIXALLICAS: shows [6s 8h 5s 5h] (HI: a flush, Ten high)
klausimausi8 collected 610 from main pot
No low hand qualified
at this point i was speechless. 5th level thinking indeed.
klausimausi8: raises 9260 to 9290 and is all-in
vivakelly: calls 1460 and is all-in
angelwing57: folds ResdentEvil: folds VaDog: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d Qh 4d]
*** TURN *** [7d Qh 4d] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [7d Qh 4d 7h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
klausimausi8: shows [Qs 5d Ks Jc] (HI: two pair, Queens and Sevens)
vivakelly: shows [3d 5s 2s As] (HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 8,7,4,2,A)
klausimausi8 collected 1483 from
potvivakelly collected 1482 from pot
and after a whole 7 mins, i get a hand ... ok i couldn't take any more :)
Seat 1: angelwing57 (1180 in chips)
Seat 4: ResdentEvil (1275 in chips)
Seat 6: VaDog (1425 in chips)
Seat 7: klausimausi8 (9043 in chips)
Seat 8: vivakelly (691 in chips)
Seat 9: motor1963 (2786 in chips)
vivakelly: posts small blind 15motor1963: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to ResdentEvil [3h 6d Ad Ah]
angelwing57: calls 30
ResdentEvil: calls 30
VaDog: folds
klausimausi8: raises 9013 to 9043 and is all-in
vivakelly: calls 676 and is all-in
motor1963: folds
angelwing57: folds
ResdentEvil: calls 1245 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4c Kh]
*** TURN *** [Qs 4c Kh] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4c Kh Td] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [3h 6d Ad Ah] (HI: two pair, Aces and Queens)
klausimausi8: shows [Jd 9c 9h Qd] (HI: a straight, Nine to King)
klausimausi8 collected 1168 from side pot
vivakelly: shows [5h 2d Js 7s] (HI: a pair of Queens)
klausimausi8 collected 2133 from main pot
No low hand qualified
as one posters', from rTr, signature says .......
nh ... gg ... where's the bar ?
its one of these "you decide" type posts.
the game is pl08b or rather noLimit 08b.
and the very first hand ...
klausimausi8: raises 80 to 100
mstallstars: raises 1400 to 1500 and is all-in
BabyChewawa: calls 1480 and is all-in
klausimausi8: calls 1400 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Th Ts 8h]
*** TURN *** [Th Ts 8h] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Th Ts 8h Jd] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN***
BabyChewawa: shows [Ad Ah 9c 4d] (HI: two pair, Aces and Tens)
klausimausi8: shows [Qc 9s 7h 7s] (HI: a straight, Eight to Queen) ... omfg
mstallstars: shows [4c Ac As 4s] (HI: two pair, Aces and Tens)
klausimausi8 collected 4550 from pot
No low hand qualified
holy $hit batman ... and it didn't take too long and he is at it again
*** FLOP *** [3s 6d 3h]
klausimausi8: bets 4390 and is all-in
flyersfan17: calls 2925 and is all-in
angelwing57: folds
NHRK11: calls 1045 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s 6d 3h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6d 3h Ts] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
klausimausi8: shows [9d 6h 8d 9h] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Threes)
flyersfan17: shows [Jh 2c Tc Ac] (HI: two pair, Tens and Threes)
klausimausi8 collected 3760 from side pot-2
NHRK11: shows [2s Qc Ks Ah] (HI: a flush, King high)
klausimausi8 collected 3135 from side pot-1
MIXALLICAS: shows [6s 8h 5s 5h] (HI: a flush, Ten high)
klausimausi8 collected 610 from main pot
No low hand qualified
at this point i was speechless. 5th level thinking indeed.
klausimausi8: raises 9260 to 9290 and is all-in
vivakelly: calls 1460 and is all-in
angelwing57: folds ResdentEvil: folds VaDog: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d Qh 4d]
*** TURN *** [7d Qh 4d] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [7d Qh 4d 7h] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
klausimausi8: shows [Qs 5d Ks Jc] (HI: two pair, Queens and Sevens)
vivakelly: shows [3d 5s 2s As] (HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 8,7,4,2,A)
klausimausi8 collected 1483 from
potvivakelly collected 1482 from pot
and after a whole 7 mins, i get a hand ... ok i couldn't take any more :)
Seat 1: angelwing57 (1180 in chips)
Seat 4: ResdentEvil (1275 in chips)
Seat 6: VaDog (1425 in chips)
Seat 7: klausimausi8 (9043 in chips)
Seat 8: vivakelly (691 in chips)
Seat 9: motor1963 (2786 in chips)
vivakelly: posts small blind 15motor1963: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to ResdentEvil [3h 6d Ad Ah]
angelwing57: calls 30
ResdentEvil: calls 30
VaDog: folds
klausimausi8: raises 9013 to 9043 and is all-in
vivakelly: calls 676 and is all-in
motor1963: folds
angelwing57: folds
ResdentEvil: calls 1245 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4c Kh]
*** TURN *** [Qs 4c Kh] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4c Kh Td] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [3h 6d Ad Ah] (HI: two pair, Aces and Queens)
klausimausi8: shows [Jd 9c 9h Qd] (HI: a straight, Nine to King)
klausimausi8 collected 1168 from side pot
vivakelly: shows [5h 2d Js 7s] (HI: a pair of Queens)
klausimausi8 collected 2133 from main pot
No low hand qualified
as one posters', from rTr, signature says .......
nh ... gg ... where's the bar ?
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
flopTilt or Riverstars - pt 1
usually i only rant at the Riverstars RNG.i made an exception in this case ... of course i folded pre-flop, need you ask ??
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
out of the frying pan - pt 1
welcome back, gentle reader.
while you lot are pissing about playing poker and enjoying yourself in general, this is the reason for my being missing-in-action
while you lot are pissing about playing poker and enjoying yourself in general, this is the reason for my being missing-in-action
exam in two weeks. fail exam, get booted from course.
ah the joys of spring, eh ?
Friday, 28 March 2008
Rock Radio - five word weather
welcome back, gentle reader.
had to share this with you.
Scotlands very own Rock Radio, out of Paisley i believe, always do their weather report in five words. tonights weather at quarter to seven was .......
" I don't give a fu..beep ! "
had to share this with you.
Scotlands very own Rock Radio, out of Paisley i believe, always do their weather report in five words. tonights weather at quarter to seven was .......
" I don't give a fu..beep ! "
Monday, 10 March 2008
play a pro - pt1
welcome back, gentle reader.
now, if you sit down at a table with a site pro, you want to, well, kick his fucking ass ? no ?
i certainly did !
seems some of the fonkeys in this tourney had other ideas. honest to gawd, what a bunch of dumb mofu's ...
Full Tilt Poker Game #5571200098: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 100/200 - Limit Hold'em - 20:37:58 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,900)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,350)
Seat 4: handzsolo (1,855)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (2,165)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (915) ....... surely we can take him now ??
Seat 7: dD (3,180)
Seat 8: TooBusyZooting (635)
Full Tilt Poker Game #5571280372: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 120/240 - Limit Omaha H/L - 20:43:54 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,850)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,950)
Seat 4: handzsolo (1,780)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (1,965)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (915) ....... he drops chips again, can we take him ??
Seat 7: dD (3,030)
Seat 8: TooBusyZooting (510)
Full Tilt Poker Game #5571447173: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 200/400 Ante 30 - Limit Stud Hi - 20:56:12 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,880)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,915)
Seat 4: handzsolo (535)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (2,460)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (1,615) ....... ffs he has less than 4 bb
Seat 7: dD (3,595)
to be continued .......
now, if you sit down at a table with a site pro, you want to, well, kick his fucking ass ? no ?
i certainly did !
seems some of the fonkeys in this tourney had other ideas. honest to gawd, what a bunch of dumb mofu's ...
Full Tilt Poker Game #5571200098: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 100/200 - Limit Hold'em - 20:37:58 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,900)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,350)
Seat 4: handzsolo (1,855)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (2,165)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (915) ....... surely we can take him now ??
Seat 7: dD (3,180)
Seat 8: TooBusyZooting (635)
Full Tilt Poker Game #5571280372: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 120/240 - Limit Omaha H/L - 20:43:54 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,850)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,950)
Seat 4: handzsolo (1,780)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (1,965)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (915) ....... he drops chips again, can we take him ??
Seat 7: dD (3,030)
Seat 8: TooBusyZooting (510)
Full Tilt Poker Game #5571447173: $50 + $5 Sit & Go (42391184),
Table 1 - 200/400 Ante 30 - Limit Stud Hi - 20:56:12 ET - 2008/03/09
Seat 1: TexasTerrie22 (1,880)
Seat 2: Eazy4you (1,915)
Seat 4: handzsolo (535)
Seat 5: Chamonyx (2,460)
Seat 6: Keith Sexton (1,615) ....... ffs he has less than 4 bb
Seat 7: dD (3,595)
to be continued .......
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
fuel55's gold - pt1
welcome back, gentle reader
what can i say ?
so its a 'stars 16 seater mtt HORSE, the table is 7 handed, stud 8 (80/160/16) i am marginal chip leader.
HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level V (80/160)
Seat 4: ospreysdive (1608 in chips)
Seat 8: ResdentEvil (2885 in chips)
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Wag83 [Qd]
Dealt to GurlyPlay [Qs]
Dealt to Masterhype [Ts]
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c]
Dealt to zeke1947 [9c]
Dealt to kuhln [9s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac]
ospreysdive: brings in for 24
ResdentEvil: calls 24 ..... 2 in front fold, i flat call, but 3 behind fold, seems no one likes my ace :(
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c] [3c]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac] [9d]
ResdentEvil: checks
ospreysdive: bets 80 ..... bets his low sOOted connectors
ResdentEvil: calls 80 ..... usual brick dealt to me
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c 3c] [4s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d] [5c] ..... gin, i believe .....
ospreysdive: bets 160 ..... another c-bet ?
ResdentEvil: raises 160 to 320 ..... time to find out
ospreysdive: calls 160 ..... hmmm, he didn't like that 4 after all
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c 3c 4s] [2s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c] [5d] ..... double gin, DBQ !!!!
ResdentEvil: checks ..... i check, hope he bets his low straight
ospreysdive: checks ..... damn
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c 5d] [Tc]
ResdentEvil: bets 160 ..... gotta bet my monster now. right ?
ospreysdive: calls 160 ..... looks like he hit his low, right ?
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c 5d Tc] (HI: four of a kind, Fives)
ospreysdive: mucks [2h 7c 4c 3c 4s 2s Kd]
ResdentEvil collected 1280 from pot ..... wOw ! a scoop ..... wtf ?
No low hand qualified ..... he can see my overpair but still makes the crying call :)
presto knows no bounds.
what can i say ?
so its a 'stars 16 seater mtt HORSE, the table is 7 handed, stud 8 (80/160/16) i am marginal chip leader.
HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level V (80/160)
Seat 4: ospreysdive (1608 in chips)
Seat 8: ResdentEvil (2885 in chips)
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Wag83 [Qd]
Dealt to GurlyPlay [Qs]
Dealt to Masterhype [Ts]
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c]
Dealt to zeke1947 [9c]
Dealt to kuhln [9s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac]
ospreysdive: brings in for 24
ResdentEvil: calls 24 ..... 2 in front fold, i flat call, but 3 behind fold, seems no one likes my ace :(
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c] [3c]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac] [9d]
ResdentEvil: checks
ospreysdive: bets 80 ..... bets his low sOOted connectors
ResdentEvil: calls 80 ..... usual brick dealt to me
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c 3c] [4s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d] [5c] ..... gin, i believe .....
ospreysdive: bets 160 ..... another c-bet ?
ResdentEvil: raises 160 to 320 ..... time to find out
ospreysdive: calls 160 ..... hmmm, he didn't like that 4 after all
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to ospreysdive [4c 3c 4s] [2s]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c] [5d] ..... double gin, DBQ !!!!
ResdentEvil: checks ..... i check, hope he bets his low straight
ospreysdive: checks ..... damn
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c 5d] [Tc]
ResdentEvil: bets 160 ..... gotta bet my monster now. right ?
ospreysdive: calls 160 ..... looks like he hit his low, right ?
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [5h 5s Ac 9d 5c 5d Tc] (HI: four of a kind, Fives)
ospreysdive: mucks [2h 7c 4c 3c 4s 2s Kd]
ResdentEvil collected 1280 from pot ..... wOw ! a scoop ..... wtf ?
No low hand qualified ..... he can see my overpair but still makes the crying call :)
presto knows no bounds.
Sunday, 2 March 2008
the frying pan - pt 1
welcome back, gentle reader
after being beaten senseless by the 'stars RNG for over a week, its nice to get back in the saddle
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
psalm 137 - pt3
welcome back, gentle reader.
you know it may not be your night when this happens ... and its only the 2nd hand of the night ...
*** SHOW DOWN ***
clashey: shows ...... [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
ResdentEvil: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
clashey collected 650 from pot
and it takes a full 2hrs before i make my first sacrifice ......
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [4c As Qs Ks 3s 9d Ad] (a pair of Aces)
JFoss mucked ........ [Qd Qh 9h 5d Jc 7s 3c]
ResdentEvil collected 5370 from pot
and of course, the sacrificial bluff .....
HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level VIII (200/400)
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to PECANMAN ......... [8s 7d 7c] [Tc]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [3c 8d 6h Td 3d] [6c]
ResdentEvil: checks
PECANMAN: checks
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [3c 8d 6h Td 3d 6c] [3h]
ResdentEvil: bets 400
PECANMAN: folds
ResdentEvil collected 1100 from pot
and full-on collusion to knock out the tablemotormouth putz .......
( especially for mair38 )
7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit - Level X (400/800/80)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rich333: shows [7d 8d 3c 8h 6s Qs Kh] (HI: a pair of Eights)
ResdentEvil: shows [4d Js 9d Jh 2c 3h 2d] (HI: two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
ResdentEvil collected 429 from side pot
summers: mucks hand
ResdentEvil collected 68 from main pot
summers mucked [3s 5c Ks Jd Ac 4c Jc]
and finally, a little bit of patience.
do not raise monster hands, especially on the flop ... let them bet their monster on the turn ... and raise them all-in of course ......
$6.00+$0.50 HORSE
(Omaha Hi/Lo Limit) - Level XII (750/1500)
Table '77860407 1' 8-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: PECANMAN (3513 in chips)
Seat 8: ResdentEvil (8487 in chips)
ResdentEvil: posts small blind 375
PECANMAN: posts big blind 750
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5s 7s Th As]
ResdentEvil: calls 375
PECANMAN: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ks 8s]
PECANMAN: bets 750
ResdentEvil: calls 750
*** TURN *** [Ts Ks 8s] [9h]
PECANMAN: bets 1500
ResdentEvil: raises 1500 to 3000
PECANMAN: calls 513 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ts Ks 8s 9h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PECANMAN: shows [8d 5h 6h Kc] (HI: two pair, Kings and Eights)
ResdentEvil: shows [5s 7s Th As] (HI: a flush, Ace high)
ResdentEvil collected 7026 from pot
No low hand qualified
game, set and match to the big grinning fish :)
you know it may not be your night when this happens ... and its only the 2nd hand of the night ...
*** SHOW DOWN ***
clashey: shows ...... [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
ResdentEvil: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)
clashey collected 650 from pot
and it takes a full 2hrs before i make my first sacrifice ......
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [4c As Qs Ks 3s 9d Ad] (a pair of Aces)
JFoss mucked ........ [Qd Qh 9h 5d Jc 7s 3c]
ResdentEvil collected 5370 from pot
and of course, the sacrificial bluff .....
HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level VIII (200/400)
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to PECANMAN ......... [8s 7d 7c] [Tc]
Dealt to ResdentEvil [3c 8d 6h Td 3d] [6c]
ResdentEvil: checks
PECANMAN: checks
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [3c 8d 6h Td 3d 6c] [3h]
ResdentEvil: bets 400
PECANMAN: folds
ResdentEvil collected 1100 from pot
and full-on collusion to knock out the table
( especially for mair38 )
7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit - Level X (400/800/80)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rich333: shows [7d 8d 3c 8h 6s Qs Kh] (HI: a pair of Eights)
ResdentEvil: shows [4d Js 9d Jh 2c 3h 2d] (HI: two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
ResdentEvil collected 429 from side pot
summers: mucks hand
ResdentEvil collected 68 from main pot
summers mucked [3s 5c Ks Jd Ac 4c Jc]
and finally, a little bit of patience.
do not raise monster hands, especially on the flop ... let them bet their monster on the turn ... and raise them all-in of course ......
$6.00+$0.50 HORSE
(Omaha Hi/Lo Limit) - Level XII (750/1500)
Table '77860407 1' 8-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: PECANMAN (3513 in chips)
Seat 8: ResdentEvil (8487 in chips)
ResdentEvil: posts small blind 375
PECANMAN: posts big blind 750
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5s 7s Th As]
ResdentEvil: calls 375
PECANMAN: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ks 8s]
PECANMAN: bets 750
ResdentEvil: calls 750
*** TURN *** [Ts Ks 8s] [9h]
PECANMAN: bets 1500
ResdentEvil: raises 1500 to 3000
PECANMAN: calls 513 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ts Ks 8s 9h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PECANMAN: shows [8d 5h 6h Kc] (HI: two pair, Kings and Eights)
ResdentEvil: shows [5s 7s Th As] (HI: a flush, Ace high)
ResdentEvil collected 7026 from pot
No low hand qualified
game, set and match to the big grinning fish :)
Friday, 15 February 2008
an apple a day ...
welcome back, gentle reader
like you, my mates show no imterest in my poker playing. then one of them sends me this email ... his new nickname is "feathers" ...
Dear toomuchpoker,
I was playing poker (Texas Hold'em style) yesterday on my Ipod - I'm sure the dam thing cheats.
Only me and one other player left at the table.
I got dealt a pair of fives, first three cards on the table - 3 fours, so I start to raise.
Next card on the table another Five.
The other guy goes all in, I have enough to cover it with about $60 to spare.
The other guys cards are shown, a three and a seven !
So I'm thinking there's no way he's gonna beat me here.
Now have a guess at the only card that could scupper me from taking the pot.
And whats the last card dealt on the table ?
Another Four !
Gives us both 4 of a kind, the decider being the next highest card in our hands which is his Seven !
Tell me the $0ddin' thing isn't cheating.
I was spittin' feathers. :-((
i did not have the heart to tell him this is "normal" on 'stars
like you, my mates show no imterest in my poker playing. then one of them sends me this email ... his new nickname is "feathers" ...
Dear toomuchpoker,
I was playing poker (Texas Hold'em style) yesterday on my Ipod - I'm sure the dam thing cheats.
Only me and one other player left at the table.
I got dealt a pair of fives, first three cards on the table - 3 fours, so I start to raise.
Next card on the table another Five.
The other guy goes all in, I have enough to cover it with about $60 to spare.
The other guys cards are shown, a three and a seven !
So I'm thinking there's no way he's gonna beat me here.
Now have a guess at the only card that could scupper me from taking the pot.
And whats the last card dealt on the table ?
Another Four !
Gives us both 4 of a kind, the decider being the next highest card in our hands which is his Seven !
Tell me the $0ddin' thing isn't cheating.
I was spittin' feathers. :-((
i did not have the heart to tell him this is "normal" on 'stars
Thursday, 14 February 2008
Multi-coloured Swap Shop - pt 1
welcome back, gentle reader.
(the title alludes to the fact that this in post, all the cards were 4-coloured, sad fcuk that i am, but on import to blogger, all formatting was lost, even stuff that was only bold text ffs) (oh blogger, when are you going to give us decent editing functionality ??)
i think i need more practice at the cash tables.
Board: [Qh Ac 5s Kc Ad]
MrsWhoopass showed [Jh 3c 6c Kh] and won ($2.15) with HI: two pair, Aces and Kings
dD showed ................. [Qc 6h 3s 2h] and lost with HI: two pair, Aces and Queens
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to dD [Jc 4s 4c Jh Td Ks] [8s]
Jaxster1 bets $0.50, dD calls $0.50, Chase Rio raises to $1, Jaxster1 calls $0.50, dD folds
Jaxster1 mucked [7h 6s 2d Kh 2h 9h 3h] - a flush, King high
dD folded on 7th St.
Chase Rio showed [Ad 8d 9s 5d Ah Jd 4d] and won ($6.70) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.25 Rake $0.20
Jaxster1 showed [Kh 3d 5c 5h 4d 6d 2d] and won ($4.05) with HI: a straight, Six high; LO: 6,5,4,3,2
dD mucked ....... [8c 2s 7d Ad 3h 6h 2c] - HI: a pair of Twos; LO: 7,6,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.60 Rake $0.20
WEEDMAN418 mucked [Ks Qs 5c Kd 2d 9h Th] - HI: a pair of Kings
dD showed ..................... [Kh Kc 8h Ah 7s 9s 6d] and won ($4.40) with HI: a pair of Kings
*** RIVER *** [Qc 9s Ac Ah] [8d]
dD bets $0.50
Superpower34 raises to $1
dD folds
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.25 Rake $0.40
Board: [6s 3d 8c 2h 5c]
sharronc showed .......... [7d 4c Ad 2d] and won ($5.90) with HI: a straight, Eight high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
dD (small blind) showed [Jh 8s Ah 4d] and won ($1.95) with HI: a straight, Five high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
flh57 mucked ............... [3s Jc 2c 3h] - HI: three of a kind, Threes; LO: 8,6,5,3,2
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.85 Rake $0.20
Board: [9h Ac Qs Jh Jd]
sharronc mucked [2c Ad 3s 9s] - HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks
dD showed ........ [Th 7s Ah 2h] and won ($4.65) with HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.50 Rake $0.20
dD showed ................... [9d 7h Ah 3d 7s Jd 4d] and lost with 9,7,4,3,A
PhatStackMack showed [8h 4c 4h 7c Ts 3h Ad] and won ($4.30) with 8,7,4,3,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.10 Rake $0.20
Jaxster1 mucked [Ah 9d Kd 5d 9h Js 2h] - a pair of Nines
dD showed ....... [Ac Jh 2s Jd Th 7h Jc] and won ($3.90) with three of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.95 Main pot $5.85. Side pot $2.10. Rake $0.35
allbluffs34 mucked [Th 9d 9c Jh 2s 5s 6h] - HI: a pair of Nines
sharronc showed .. [Js 7c 4d 4s Ad 2c 6s] and won ($3.80) with HI: a pair of Fours; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
dD mucked .......... [8d 8c 3c 2d 6c Qs 7d] - HI: a pair of Eights; LO: 8,7,6,3,2
PhatStackMack .... [Kc Qh 7h 2h Tc Kh 5h] and won ($3.80) with HI: a flush, King high
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dD [Kd As 5d 2d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Tc 3h 4c] [9d]
staceycab checks
dD bets $0.50
staceycab folds
dD wins the pot ($3.60)
and my final hand of the night. could have been a monstrous success ... or disaster ...
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dD [Th Qs Td 8h]
*** TURN *** [Tc Ks Kd] [2d]
Chasten checks, taceycab checks, sharronc checks
dD bets $0.50
Chasten folds, staceycab folds, sharronc folds
dD wins the pot ($0.95)
yeesh, what a monstrous success ... ah well, any of them could have had a king.
(the title alludes to the fact that this in post, all the cards were 4-coloured, sad fcuk that i am, but on import to blogger, all formatting was lost, even stuff that was only bold text ffs) (oh blogger, when are you going to give us decent editing functionality ??)
i think i need more practice at the cash tables.
Board: [Qh Ac 5s Kc Ad]
MrsWhoopass showed [Jh 3c 6c Kh] and won ($2.15) with HI: two pair, Aces and Kings
dD showed ................. [Qc 6h 3s 2h] and lost with HI: two pair, Aces and Queens
*** 7TH STREET ***
Dealt to dD [Jc 4s 4c Jh Td Ks] [8s]
Jaxster1 bets $0.50, dD calls $0.50, Chase Rio raises to $1, Jaxster1 calls $0.50, dD folds
Jaxster1 mucked [7h 6s 2d Kh 2h 9h 3h] - a flush, King high
dD folded on 7th St.
Chase Rio showed [Ad 8d 9s 5d Ah Jd 4d] and won ($6.70) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.25 Rake $0.20
Jaxster1 showed [Kh 3d 5c 5h 4d 6d 2d] and won ($4.05) with HI: a straight, Six high; LO: 6,5,4,3,2
dD mucked ....... [8c 2s 7d Ad 3h 6h 2c] - HI: a pair of Twos; LO: 7,6,3,2,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.60 Rake $0.20
WEEDMAN418 mucked [Ks Qs 5c Kd 2d 9h Th] - HI: a pair of Kings
dD showed ..................... [Kh Kc 8h Ah 7s 9s 6d] and won ($4.40) with HI: a pair of Kings
*** RIVER *** [Qc 9s Ac Ah] [8d]
dD bets $0.50
Superpower34 raises to $1
dD folds
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8.25 Rake $0.40
Board: [6s 3d 8c 2h 5c]
sharronc showed .......... [7d 4c Ad 2d] and won ($5.90) with HI: a straight, Eight high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
dD (small blind) showed [Jh 8s Ah 4d] and won ($1.95) with HI: a straight, Five high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
flh57 mucked ............... [3s Jc 2c 3h] - HI: three of a kind, Threes; LO: 8,6,5,3,2
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.85 Rake $0.20
Board: [9h Ac Qs Jh Jd]
sharronc mucked [2c Ad 3s 9s] - HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks
dD showed ........ [Th 7s Ah 2h] and won ($4.65) with HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.50 Rake $0.20
dD showed ................... [9d 7h Ah 3d 7s Jd 4d] and lost with 9,7,4,3,A
PhatStackMack showed [8h 4c 4h 7c Ts 3h Ad] and won ($4.30) with 8,7,4,3,A
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4.10 Rake $0.20
Jaxster1 mucked [Ah 9d Kd 5d 9h Js 2h] - a pair of Nines
dD showed ....... [Ac Jh 2s Jd Th 7h Jc] and won ($3.90) with three of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7.95 Main pot $5.85. Side pot $2.10. Rake $0.35
allbluffs34 mucked [Th 9d 9c Jh 2s 5s 6h] - HI: a pair of Nines
sharronc showed .. [Js 7c 4d 4s Ad 2c 6s] and won ($3.80) with HI: a pair of Fours; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
dD mucked .......... [8d 8c 3c 2d 6c Qs 7d] - HI: a pair of Eights; LO: 8,7,6,3,2
PhatStackMack .... [Kc Qh 7h 2h Tc Kh 5h] and won ($3.80) with HI: a flush, King high
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dD [Kd As 5d 2d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Tc 3h 4c] [9d]
staceycab checks
dD bets $0.50
staceycab folds
dD wins the pot ($3.60)
and my final hand of the night. could have been a monstrous success ... or disaster ...
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dD [Th Qs Td 8h]
*** TURN *** [Tc Ks Kd] [2d]
Chasten checks, taceycab checks, sharronc checks
dD bets $0.50
Chasten folds, staceycab folds, sharronc folds
dD wins the pot ($0.95)
yeesh, what a monstrous success ... ah well, any of them could have had a king.
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