Saturday, 23 June 2007

da gambler, Mr Burns and Doctor Evil

welcome back, gentle reader.

health warning : this is a poker related entry ......

it seems there was a bet on last nite ... play 4 off 180 man mtt's on 'stars ... now thats what i call multi-tabling :) the player who finished highest in all four gets $5 from the others or along those lines anyway.
Now I only managed to play three so I think I am exempt from said bet ... the others will let me know :)
I wont bore the arse off you with hands et al, but just a quick rundown, for the record so to speak, of my lofty finishing positions ... i wish !

note : just checked 'stars and i had de-selected the "receive congratulatory email" .... they were sending so many I was gettin complaints .... ho fucking ho

here is the hand that crippled me in tourney no2
there is a donkey involved and I am not sure if its me - you decide
oh btw da gambler was sat at my table when all this happened ffs !

Tournament #53534595, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30)

Seat 6: ResdentEvil (1455 in chips)
Seat 8: Grungyman (1360 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Jh Kc]
ResdentEvil: raises 30 to 60
Grungyman: calls

*** FLOP ***
[8h 3s Js]
ResdentEvil: bets 150
Grungyman is disconnected Grungyman is connected Grungyman: raises 200 to 350
ResdentEvil: calls 200

*** TURN *** [8h 3s Js] [4c]
ResdentEvil: checks
Grungyman is disconnected Grungyman is connected Grungyman: bets 450
ResdentEvil: raises 480 to 930Grungyman: calls 480
*** RIVER *** [8h 3s Js 4c] [As]

ResdentEvil: bets 30
Grungyman: calls 20 and is all-in

*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [Jh Kc] (a pair of Jacks)
Grungyman: shows [Ks Qs] (a flush, Ace high)
Grungyman collected 2795 from pot - thanks, u chasing cunt

only on riverstars baby :(


and the hand I went out on - u gotta play the hammer, baby

Seat 6: ResdentEvil (255 in chips)
Seat 7: 212tony9900 (2815 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to ResdentEvil [7d 2h]
ResdentEvil: raises 225 to 255 and is all-in
212tony9900: calls
*** FLOP *** [3s Jh 8d]
*** TURN *** [3s Jh 8d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [3s Jh 8d Js] [8h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
ResdentEvil: shows [7d 2h] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
212tony9900: shows [Kd Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)

ResdentEvil said, "oops"

212tony9900 collected 585 from pot

so i bust out early in about 90th or smething - not a good start


here is the hand that bust me in tourney no3
there is a donkey involved and I am not sure if its me - you decide - fuel55 where r u ??


Tournament #53535265, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200)
Seat 4: starseth (17600 in chips)
Seat 8: ResdentEvil (2076 in chips)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [5d 5h]

ResdentEvil: raises 1851 to 2051 and is all
starseth: calls 1851

*** FLOP *** [3h Ad Js]
*** TURN *** [3h Ad Js] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [3h Ad Js 6h] [9d]

*** SHOW DOWN
***starseth: shows [Th Td] (a pair of Tens)
ResdentEvil: shows [5d 5h] (a pair of Fives)
starseth collected 4377 from pot

ffs ! presto indeed :( ( bust in 30 something )


here is the hand that bust me in tourney no1
there is a donkey involved and I am not sure if its me - you decide
been playing 3 and a half hours ffs !! ( it started at 18.04 )


Tournament #53532791, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (1000/2000) - 2007/06/22 - 21:33:19

Seat 2: ResdentEvil (25367 in chips)
Seat 7: nsbball14 (145400 in chips)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ResdentEvil [Td Tc]
nsbball14: raises 6000 to 8000
ResdentEvil: raises 17267 to 25267 and is all-in
nsbball14: calls 17267

*** FLOP *** [8d 4h 3h]
*** TURN *** [8d 4h 3h] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4h 3h 7h] [6h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

nsbball14: shows [Qh 9s] (a flush, Queen high)
ResdentEvil: shows [Td Tc] (a pair of Tens)

nsbball14 collected 54134 from pot
Liquid321 said, "wow"

another rivered flush !! wtf ?? the fucking idiot needed 4 cards to beat me ! chip leader or not, cunt ! I mean, really, what a cunt !!

ouy i go in 7th for $36 ..... kerching ... ho fucking ho :)

6 comments:

Rodrigo said...
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Cell 1919 said...

LOL at that last hand.

I know you stopped by on my blog last night although whether you actually read the post before spamming me is open to debate ;)

Similar circumstances except villain's hand was 8T soooted and he would have been crippled if he'd lost.

But then it's PokerStars, and chasers are royally rewarded. We shouldn't be surprised, should we?

Fuel55 said...

You have to spring the presto trap on the turn dude.

MiasDaddy said...

overplaying your 5 5 a little, me thinks.
10 10 & K J hands very unlucky, but them fish just cannot fold sooted cards! And you have to remember, A 10 is the new hammer - 7 2 is for fools!
Apparantly, we win in the long run. I'm 3 years in and still waiting for this 'long run' to kick in......

On a positive note, I have begun my Omaha education (without your help, it must be noted!) - so could well be up for a SNG Omaha style later on if you're still around?

Kenn said...

damn knew i should of waited for the Evil to arrive!!!!

dD said...

cell - spamming ? open to debate ?? wash yer mouth out with soap !! lol :) you were unlucky in that hand ! see, see, I did read it :))

fuel55 - thank you very much for the advice

daddy ! overplayed ?? me ?? ah ha, so I was the donkey :) education ? er er ... only stay in the hand if u have the nutz ...

kenn - your impatience knows no bounds ! ya shoulda waited :)