Pugh! Pugh! Barney McGrew! Cuthbert! Dibble! Grubb!

this morning ....

07.07 mobile rings ... caller unknown ... I ignore it ...... who was ringing, daddy ?
07.09 mobile rings ... caller unknown ... I ignore it ...... your phone is ringing, daddy
07.11 mobile rings ... caller unknown ... I ignore it ...... your phone is ringing, daddy
07.14 mobile rings ... caller unknown ... I ignore it ...... your phone is ringing, daddy
07.15 mobile rings ... caller unknown ... I ignore it ...... answer it answer it, daddy !
07.17 mobile rings ... caller unknown ... I ignore it ...... answer it answer it, daddy !!

07.18 mobile rings ... caller unknown ... I answer it ...... daddy, who is it ? let me speak, let me speak

a rather miffed voice declares

"this is Motherwell Police Emergency Call Centre" ...... daddy, who is it ? let me speak, let me speak

"emergency ... oh ... oh ... "
"we have had a half dozen silent 999 calls from this number ... " ... daddy is it policeman, let me speak
... thinks ... what did u just say ...... please tell me u did not say police ...
laughing "do you have children in the house, sir ?" ... daddy is it policeman, let me speak, let me speak
not laughing " might I suggest you have a word with your boys, sir" ...... daddy, let me speak, let me speak
"can I confirm everything is all right, sir ? you do not require the emergency services ?"
" ... er yes ... yes ... no ... i mean ... its ok ..." ...... daddy, let me speak, let me speak
"can I confirm everything is all right, sir ? you do not require the emergency services ?"
" ... yes ... we are alright ... do not need emergency service ... " ...... daddy, let me speak, let me speak
"and your name sir ?" ... my name is scott, my name is scott
... "and your address sir ? " ... " where is that, sir ? " ... my name is scott, my name is scott
"finally, everything is all right, sir ? you do not require the emergency services ?"
" i do not require the emergency services" ...... daddy, let me speak, let me speak
"ok, I wont send anyone out this time ... , sir" ...... oh daddy, let me speak, please


I may need the emergency services in a minute ... I have murder in mind ......